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A Valentine's Day story you'll never be able to forget
'My evil demons had teeth and claws and attacked me in the night - until I married my exorcist!' Mother, 33, cured of possession after finding love in an internet chatroomThis has everything anyone could possibly want in a story: Indiana! Fanged demons! The internet! And true love!
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| Please think twice before selling your soul to Satan | |
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| It's surprisingly easy to find exorcists on Facebook | |
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| Insomnia may result if your demons constantly bite and claw you by night | |
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| Well, they got their pictures in the paper, and isn't that what life's all about? | |
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| My ex showed signs of being possessed | |
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| We know this is true because the Daily Mail carefully triple-checks all stories for accuracy | |
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| I'm almost desperate enough to try "Hi! I'm an exorcist!" as a pick-up line | |
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| Chalk up another triumph for modern technology like the internet! | |
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| Yes, Virginia, sometimes people actually do fall in love in Indiana | |
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and the other pictures aren't much better.
