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AtheistCrusader

(33,982 posts)
Mon Dec 29, 2014, 10:24 PM Dec 2014

Vatican To Posthumously Grant Henry VIII Annulment; Queen To Dissolve Church Of England

http://www.eyeofthetiber.com/2014/12/26/breaking-vatican-to-posthumously-grant-henry-viii-annulment-queen-to-dissolve-church-of-england/

Sources in the Vatican are now confirming that Pope Francis has agreed to posthumously grant King Henry VIII an annulment from Catherine of Aragon. Numerous reports have come out in the past couple of days about the possibility of such a move, with aides close to Queen Elizabeth telling EOTT that such a decision on the Vatican’s part would essentially end the centuries old schism.

Media outlets in England are also reporting that once the annulment takes effect, that Queen Elizabeth will relinquish her claim as “Defender of the Faith and Supreme Governor of the Church of England.”

The Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, spoke to the media today, saying, “This is, indeed, an historic moment, and I shall welcome reunion with Rome. Everyone must understand that all the shite we we’ve been doing with regards to the ordination of women and openly-homosexual men has only been in retaliation.” Welby went on to confirm that he would “stop the charade” once the decree of nullity was made official.




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Vatican To Posthumously Grant Henry VIII Annulment; Queen To Dissolve Church Of England (Original Post) AtheistCrusader Dec 2014 OP
You should have left the "snerk alert" out. Warren Stupidity Dec 2014 #1
Good. Maybe now I can get my wife to mmonk Dec 2014 #2
Good! One down, five to go... brooklynite Dec 2014 #3
Whose turn would that be? The pope's again mmonk Dec 2014 #4
HEY! LostOne4Ever Dec 2014 #5
Oh wait LostOne4Ever Dec 2014 #6
Oh, that Blank Frank - mr blur Dec 2014 #7
Nice. Iggo Dec 2014 #8

LostOne4Ever

(9,289 posts)
5. HEY!
Tue Dec 30, 2014, 06:08 PM
Dec 2014

[font style="font-family:papyrus,'Brush Script MT','Infindel B',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]It only took them 381 years!

It took them over 487 years to pardon Galileo!

[font style="font-family:'Brush Script MT',''Lucida handwriting','forte',cursive;" size=5 color=crimson]They are getting faster! [/font]

Give credit where credit is due!
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LostOne4Ever

(9,289 posts)
6. Oh wait
Tue Dec 30, 2014, 06:11 PM
Dec 2014

[font style="font-family:papyrus,'Brush Script MT','Infindel B',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]Got that backwards.....nevermind[/font]

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