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TexasTowelie

(112,424 posts)
Wed Feb 25, 2015, 07:00 PM Feb 2015

Central Texas man selling tortilla he claims has Jesus' face on it



The Austin man who claims he saw the face of Jesus Christ on an almond tortilla in December is selling it on eBay, just in time for the Easter holiday.

No bids have been placed on the hipster version of a tortilla (seriously, almond?) as of Wednesday morning and it is unclear who in their right mind would buy a three-month old tortilla.

Andrew Key, the tortilla merchant, is selling the tortilla with a starting bid of $15, and someone who wants to buy it outright can do so for a whopping $10,000. But let's not forget: There's a shipping cost of $2.32.

Key claimed that a burn mark on one of the tortillas he received depicted the face of the religious figure with a full beard in December.

Read more: http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Tortilla-with-face-of-Jesus-Christ-now-for-sale-6101013.php#photo-7574743

Cross-posted in the Texas Group. Posted in the Religion Group in case any DUer wants to make a bid.
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Central Texas man selling tortilla he claims has Jesus' face on it (Original Post) TexasTowelie Feb 2015 OP
I've got one with Elvis on it. cbayer Feb 2015 #1
No, I didn't make a bid. TexasTowelie Feb 2015 #2
I was just thinking the same about my husband. lol cbayer Feb 2015 #6
Jesus toast JDDavis Feb 2015 #3
+ struggle4progress Feb 2015 #10
Jesus has really let himself go. greyl Feb 2015 #4
It would be a sacrilege Turbineguy Feb 2015 #5
There's one born every minute. bvf Feb 2015 #7
Wouldn't that make a heavenly burrito. BarbaRosa Feb 2015 #8
Blessed be the Father, the Son, and TexasTowelie Feb 2015 #9
Nonsense. okasha Feb 2015 #11

TexasTowelie

(112,424 posts)
2. No, I didn't make a bid.
Wed Feb 25, 2015, 07:05 PM
Feb 2015

My brother would make a breakfast taco and eat it even though the tortilla is stale (and probably getting moldy).

greyl

(22,990 posts)
4. Jesus has really let himself go.
Wed Feb 25, 2015, 07:06 PM
Feb 2015

I can barely see you, Jesus.

Key must be preying on the gullible, rather than actually believing that.

 

bvf

(6,604 posts)
7. There's one born every minute.
Wed Feb 25, 2015, 07:18 PM
Feb 2015

Last edited Thu Feb 26, 2015, 05:23 PM - Edit history (1)

A lot of them just haven't discovered eBay yet.

okasha

(11,573 posts)
11. Nonsense.
Thu Feb 26, 2015, 01:18 AM
Feb 2015

An almond tortilla would be an abomination.



Thank the gods this unholy perversion hasn't made its way south. I shall pray for the soul of the hell-bound fiend who has defiled the blessed breakfast of the devout.

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