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yellowcanine

(35,699 posts) Mon Jun 8, 2015, 03:41 PM Jun 2015

Good GAWD, the Rapture Index has crept up to 181!

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

This is only 7 points from the all time high of 188 set on Feb 18 2013. Reading the individual categories there is this shocker:

33 Beast Government

Pinellas County, Fla., students are paying for lunch by waving one hand over a palm scanner.

I was completely unaware of this development. I am shocked that this is not front page news, given the serious disruptions which occur in the event of the Rapture.

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Good GAWD, the Rapture Index has crept up to 181! (Original Post) yellowcanine Jun 2015 OP

Oh Lord God Almighty give me strength! hrmjustin Jun 2015 #1

For a split second this morning I thought I might have raptured.... gordianot Jun 2015 #2

Is that website serious? It is amazing! In a totally weird way! djean111 Jun 2015 #3

When legalizing a God given herb. WDIM Jun 2015 #4

One of the first things god did was to make a plant illegal Lordquinton Jun 2015 #7

There is a difference between forbidden and illegal. WDIM Jun 2015 #11

Not much of a difference Lordquinton Jun 2015 #12

Loony Index Cartoonist Jun 2015 #5

Time to dust off that list of my fundie neighbor's shit.... dixiegrrrrl Jun 2015 #6

"All Dogs go to Heaven," right? yellowcanine Jun 2015 #9

Is that at all like the similarly named "Rupture Ready" site? longship Jun 2015 #8

"Behold, I come quickly!" Rev 3:11 Act_of_Reparation Jun 2015 #10

Always Lordquinton Jun 2015 #13

I really don't get this, but isn't 181 the lowest "high" in years? cbayer Jun 2015 #14

I don't know but if it ever hits 200 we skeptics are toast. yellowcanine Jun 2015 #16

Maybe believers are raptured, and unbelievers share the worldly posessions? Yorktown Jun 2015 #17

OTOH, maybe it means we will have the earth to ourselves! cbayer Jun 2015 #18

lol tymorial Jun 2015 #15

hrmjustin

(71,265 posts)

1. Oh Lord God Almighty give me strength!

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Mon Jun 8, 2015, 03:42 PM

Jun 2015

gordianot

(15,238 posts)

2. For a split second this morning I thought I might have raptured....

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Mon Jun 8, 2015, 03:46 PM

Jun 2015

But I had gone to sleep in my chair and was snoring.

djean111

(14,255 posts)

3. Is that website serious? It is amazing! In a totally weird way!

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Mon Jun 8, 2015, 03:49 PM

Jun 2015

And if I thought the rapture was imminent, the decision to fasten my seat belt might, um, be painful, if I was chosen to ascend. On the other hand, it would be quite beneficial if the pilot of the airplane I was in, or the driver of the car i was in, was leaving without me. The website should make it clear as to which folks should strap themselves in.

WDIM

(1,662 posts)

4. When legalizing a God given herb.

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Mon Jun 8, 2015, 03:54 PM

Jun 2015

Is noted as "drug abuse" and thought of as a sign of the rapture the bias and misguidedness of this index is clear.

Lordquinton

(7,886 posts)

7. One of the first things god did was to make a plant illegal

Reply to WDIM (Reply #4)

Mon Jun 8, 2015, 04:11 PM

Jun 2015

WDIM

(1,662 posts)

11. There is a difference between forbidden and illegal.

Reply to Lordquinton (Reply #7)

Tue Jun 9, 2015, 10:06 AM

Jun 2015

Genesis 1:29. "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth"

Lordquinton

(7,886 posts)

12. Not much of a difference

Reply to WDIM (Reply #11)

Tue Jun 9, 2015, 03:13 PM

Jun 2015

Cannabis has a much lesser punishment. And i really don't get your quote because that's all of them? Except a few weirdos and some we've created.

Cartoonist

(7,316 posts)

5. Loony Index

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Mon Jun 8, 2015, 03:56 PM

Jun 2015

Rapture Index of 100 and Below: Slow prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 100 to 130: Moderate prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 130 to 160: Heavy prophetic activity
Rapture Index above 160: Fasten your seat belts

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)

6. Time to dust off that list of my fundie neighbor's shit....

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Mon Jun 8, 2015, 03:59 PM

Jun 2015

Have to add the newer car they got...
and they have a new wall mount tv, too!

damn..I might have to take in their dog tho...
do dogs get raptured????

yellowcanine

(35,699 posts)

9. "All Dogs go to Heaven," right?

Reply to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #6)

Mon Jun 8, 2015, 04:18 PM

Jun 2015

It was a movie, anyway.

longship

(40,416 posts)

8. Is that at all like the similarly named "Rupture Ready" site?

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Mon Jun 8, 2015, 04:17 PM

Jun 2015

Just curious.

Act_of_Reparation

(9,116 posts)

10. "Behold, I come quickly!" Rev 3:11

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Mon Jun 8, 2015, 05:00 PM

Jun 2015

Anyone else laughing their ass off at that one?

Lordquinton

(7,886 posts)

13. Always

Reply to Act_of_Reparation (Reply #10)

Tue Jun 9, 2015, 03:14 PM

Jun 2015

Always and forever.

cbayer

(146,218 posts)

14. I really don't get this, but isn't 181 the lowest "high" in years?

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Tue Jun 9, 2015, 03:19 PM

Jun 2015

Also, the 2015 low is the lowest "low" in years.

I had to be fingerprinted at Universal Studios. Do you think they know about that?

yellowcanine

(35,699 posts)

16. I don't know but if it ever hits 200 we skeptics are toast.

Reply to cbayer (Reply #14)

Wed Jun 10, 2015, 08:55 PM

Jun 2015

Great Tribulation for us for sure.

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)

17. Maybe believers are raptured, and unbelievers share the worldly posessions?

Reply to yellowcanine (Reply #16)

Wed Jun 10, 2015, 08:59 PM

Jun 2015

Huge increase in wealth by inhabitant.

cbayer

(146,218 posts)

18. OTOH, maybe it means we will have the earth to ourselves!

Reply to yellowcanine (Reply #16)

Thu Jun 11, 2015, 04:13 PM

Jun 2015

tymorial

(3,433 posts)

15. lol

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Wed Jun 10, 2015, 02:55 PM

Jun 2015

I totally forgot about the rapture index. I used to check this out every morning and laugh at the preposterous reasons used to increase the index. Palm scanner is up there. Gotta watch out for that "mark of the beast"

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