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phantom power

(25,966 posts)
Mon Nov 16, 2015, 04:51 PM Nov 2015

A Modest Proposal: The world needs a new Bible, a new Torah, and a new Quran.

This is an idea I have been kicking around for a few years now, and the latest round in the endless game of "are religious extremists 'legitimate' members of Religion-X?" makes me feel like now is as good a time as any to bring it up.

It is no secret that something like 99% of the members of any religion are not dangerous extremists, but that all of them subscribe to some Holy Text that has, by virtue of historical baggage, some amount of content that extremists always, always love to latch onto. Whenever a bunch of extremists start to give the rest of them a bad rap, in the name of some bits and pieces of ancient text, it generates all this friction.

Well, what if the 99% actually did something about that, and gave their holy texts a good, major, modern editing? Just to take the Christian bible as the example I'm most familiar with, what if Christians excised, say, most or all of the Old Testament, and Revelations? I mean, take the whole "new testament supercedes the old testament covenants" thing seriously.

No, I am not proposing that this will solve all of humanity's problems with religion, and give us an extremist-free utopia, but I am proposing that it would get real traction on at least a couple problems. (1) it would side-step this useless counterproductive debate about whether extremists are "real" members of Religion X, because these people would no longer have the cover of iron-age tribal texts to fall back on. (2) It would go some way to de-weaponizing religion. If your holy book doesn't contain any iron-age baggage, that's all the fewer ways for people to latch onto said obsolete iron-age baggage. And if they do, they don't get to pretend they have the backing of Religion X. At best, they have to officially identify with an obsoleted extremist sect. They can't pretend that they are just following the same text as the other sane 99%.

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A Modest Proposal: The world needs a new Bible, a new Torah, and a new Quran. (Original Post) phantom power Nov 2015 OP
perhaps organized religion has lost its value Angry Dragon Nov 2015 #1
In my perfect world, everybody would find their own path to atheism phantom power Nov 2015 #2
I have the same question. Manifestor_of_Light Nov 2015 #3
I wish I knew. I have a couple tentative ideas. phantom power Nov 2015 #4
It was organized by a committee at the Council of Nicaea anyway. Ordered by Constantine. Manifestor_of_Light Nov 2015 #6
Yes, but all that stuff is safely in the distant past... phantom power Nov 2015 #7
Your Council of Nicaea thing has been debunked over and over and over and over again. Leontius Nov 2015 #14
Then why did we talk about it in Old Testament class? Manifestor_of_Light Nov 2015 #16
To be fair, Leontius is -partly- right Yorktown Nov 2015 #19
Many things were discussed by the Bishops in attendance. Leontius Nov 2015 #20
The fact remains Nicaea I did discuss canonical matters Yorktown Nov 2015 #22
Nicaea did not contribute to the setting of the Canon that is fact. Leontius Nov 2015 #23
Karen Armstrong disagrees with you, if I recall correctly Yorktown Nov 2015 #24
And I should care what her mistaken idea is because Leontius Nov 2015 #25
Given that your original sweeping statement about Nicaea I was misleading, don't push it Yorktown Nov 2015 #26
My original statement was exactly what occured at the Council Leontius Nov 2015 #27
Your are just trying to obfuscate the fact your original statement was dead wrong Yorktown Nov 2015 #32
I have made no error in my description of the actions taken by the Council concernig Biblical Canon Leontius Nov 2015 #33
Saint Jerome disagrees with you, but you must be right. Yorktown Nov 2015 #34
St. Jerome never said the Council acted on Judiths' place in the Canon. Leontius Nov 2015 #35
You're wrong again, as my earlier link indicated Yorktown Nov 2015 #36
If that is what you learned about the Council of Nicaea you were taught wrong Leontius Nov 2015 #21
Wrong. There are traces of canonical discussion at Nicaea I in the Works of St. Jerome Yorktown Nov 2015 #17
I like your point about how short it would be. Brevity is an underrated virtue. phantom power Nov 2015 #5
I've asked that question to a number of DUer believers EvolveOrConvolve Nov 2015 #15
I get dead silence too. Manifestor_of_Light Nov 2015 #18
i don't think all those items are the same patsimp Nov 2015 #8
Like the old ones haven't caused enough trouble already? Iggo Nov 2015 #9
Better proposal: the world needs none of these. mr blur Nov 2015 #10
We do not have the slightest idea how many times asjr Nov 2015 #11
No. Daemonaquila Nov 2015 #12
99% of the members of any religion are not dangerous extremists? Yorktown Nov 2015 #13
I got them right here. AtheistCrusader Nov 2015 #28
Because then all of those "liberal", "progressive" Xstians skepticscott Nov 2015 #29
no it doesn't. It needs to forget about the current set of stupid books and move on. Warren Stupidity Nov 2015 #30
Isn't that how we got the book of Mormon? Lordquinton Nov 2015 #31
Conservative, christian extremists tried that 10-15 years ago in the US. Not kidding. DetlefK Nov 2015 #37
Sorry - you can't edit the Holy Books... brooklynite Dec 2015 #38
No it doesn't. They need to be retired and forgotten about. Avalux Dec 2015 #39
People of faith will never go for that. I would not. hrmjustin Dec 2015 #40
Then why not re-write it for today's times. Why use one at all? phantom power Dec 2015 #42
It needs none of those things. Iggo Dec 2015 #41

phantom power

(25,966 posts)
2. In my perfect world, everybody would find their own path to atheism
Mon Nov 16, 2015, 05:08 PM
Nov 2015

But putting my pipe dreams aside, imagine if the Christian Bible was edited down to, say, all of the nicest things Jesus said about trying to love each other more than ourselves, and valuing the poor, the sick, etc?

It wouldn't magically remove the nastier bits of human nature, but it would make it that much harder for those nastier bits to find cheap rhetorical fodder for claiming that some god said it was OK to be an asshole.

 

Manifestor_of_Light

(21,046 posts)
3. I have the same question.
Mon Nov 16, 2015, 05:15 PM
Nov 2015

why isn't there a Christian church that disavows the horrible, genocidal, violent, nasty, illogical parts of the Bible?

Why isn't there a church that steps forward and says, "Okay we're keeping the good stuff like The Sermon on the Mount, and "as ye did it unto the least of them, so also you did it unto Me", and "judge not lest ye be judged" and "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"?

Why isn't there a church with a doctrine like that? Why? They'd have a scripture of about ten or twenty pages, but it would sure beat that violent mass-murdering psychopathic god they say they worship and don't worship at the same time.

phantom power

(25,966 posts)
4. I wish I knew. I have a couple tentative ideas.
Mon Nov 16, 2015, 05:21 PM
Nov 2015

1) A deliberate editing, particularly a major editing, makes it harder to pretend that these texts aren't just human constructs to begin with. Religious establishment leaders would be reluctant to "go there."

2) The "sane 99%" tend to focus on the "good stuff" anyway, so they will have a harder time seeing the business case for opening a can of worms by explicitly getting rid of the insane baggage.

 

Manifestor_of_Light

(21,046 posts)
6. It was organized by a committee at the Council of Nicaea anyway. Ordered by Constantine.
Mon Nov 16, 2015, 05:26 PM
Nov 2015

They did lots of editing to keep things out (women as human beings, reincarnation) and keep other things in.

Besides, there is the Eastern-Western Schism, the Catholic-Protestant schism, and they use different Bibles.

The Catholics read the Apocrypha. The Protestants don't.

phantom power

(25,966 posts)
7. Yes, but all that stuff is safely in the distant past...
Mon Nov 16, 2015, 05:29 PM
Nov 2015

which makes it easy for people to pretend it was all god's will, somehow.

Not that it still couldn't happen, of course. After all, we witnessed the birth of an entire new sect with Brigham Young, not very long ago.

 

Leontius

(2,270 posts)
14. Your Council of Nicaea thing has been debunked over and over and over and over again.
Mon Nov 16, 2015, 09:06 PM
Nov 2015

There is no Catholic Apocrypha its just part of the Old Testament. No one really knows why the Apocrypha disappeared from the Evangelical Bible, some printers just stopped printing it others followed and no one seemed to care that it was no longer printed.

 

Manifestor_of_Light

(21,046 posts)
16. Then why did we talk about it in Old Testament class?
Mon Nov 16, 2015, 10:09 PM
Nov 2015

The professor has a Ph.D. from Princeton Theological Seminary. I was not a seminary student, all students had to take six hours of religion to graduate when I went to this college. So are you saying that what I learned at a Presbyterian college is wrong? This was pretty much a history class about the 12 tribes and some other things.

 

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
19. To be fair, Leontius is -partly- right
Mon Nov 16, 2015, 10:14 PM
Nov 2015

In practical terms, it seems it's Constantine who called the shots in defining the canonical gospels.

He did so by being the final authority on the 50 Bibles he commissioned to be canonical 'yardsticks' to be sent around the world.

He did so presumably around the time he converted, about ten years after Nicaea I.


But as I posted in my preceding post, canonical matters were discussed at Nicaea I, even accepting the gospel of Judith as authentic..

 

Leontius

(2,270 posts)
20. Many things were discussed by the Bishops in attendance.
Mon Nov 16, 2015, 10:50 PM
Nov 2015

But the fact remains no definitive Canon was issued by the Council and Constantine was not a final authority on the 50 Bibles he commissioned just the check writer.

 

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
22. The fact remains Nicaea I did discuss canonical matters
Mon Nov 16, 2015, 11:01 PM
Nov 2015

So Nicaea I cannot be brushed aside as not having contributed to the final pick of the canonical gospels, which one of your posts above (thing debunked) could have led to believe.

And Constantine certainly wasn't just a check writer.
It is common knowledge he was instrumental in the resolution of the Arian dispute.

 

Leontius

(2,270 posts)
23. Nicaea did not contribute to the setting of the Canon that is fact.
Mon Nov 16, 2015, 11:24 PM
Nov 2015

The Bishops decided to reject Arius and his doctrine and his exile, Constantine concurred with their vote without comment. Constantine recalled Arius to the capital where he continued to cause dissension and reignited the controversy in Alexandria leading to Athanasius' exile. It was Arius' death that finally brought the crisis to an end.

 

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
26. Given that your original sweeping statement about Nicaea I was misleading, don't push it
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 02:39 AM
Nov 2015

And I'd be interested to learn your credentials to just brush aside the opinion of Karen Armstrong so easily.

She interprets things badly, but she does a lot of homework.

 

Leontius

(2,270 posts)
27. My original statement was exactly what occured at the Council
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 04:21 PM
Nov 2015

Yours however was not. I don't care what Karen Armstrongs' opinion on this is if it's the same as you and the other poster I replied to she's wrong plain and simple.

 

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
32. Your are just trying to obfuscate the fact your original statement was dead wrong
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 11:00 PM
Nov 2015

You vaguely claimed the "thing" about Nicaea I had been "debunked". What thing?

You then added in the same context (unless your wording is loose) of Nicaea I

There is no Catholic Apocrypha its just part of the Old Testament.

It just so happens I brought to you straightaway the proof of the fact that at this very first truly "Catholic" synod, at least one apocrypha was discussed and validated.

There was exactly the reverse of what you wrote, i.e. a Catholic apocrypha.

You would be well advised not to be so dismissive of established authors like Karen Armstrong when you commit demonstrably obvious mistakes in the same breath.
 

Leontius

(2,270 posts)
33. I have made no error in my description of the actions taken by the Council concernig Biblical Canon
Wed Nov 18, 2015, 12:09 AM
Nov 2015

The Council took none. The Apocrypha is the seventeen books which were placed in a separate section of the Bible by the reformers there is no such section in the RCC Bible they are simply a part of the Old Testament. You would be well advised to do some research of your own before you expound on something you are evidently poorly informed on. No reading of the account of the actions of the Council mention any action on Judith .

 

Leontius

(2,270 posts)
35. St. Jerome never said the Council acted on Judiths' place in the Canon.
Wed Nov 18, 2015, 12:54 AM
Nov 2015

There are no documents from the Council showing any action, there are no documents showing it was even discussed, there are no documents showing it was on the agenda to be discussed and the final statement of the Councils' acts contain no mention of it. There is however a document describing in detail all actions taken by the Council, maybe you should read it. You might learn something.

 

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
36. You're wrong again, as my earlier link indicated
Wed Nov 18, 2015, 01:04 AM
Nov 2015

'saint' jerome said the council of Nicaea validated the gospel of 'Judith' as canonical.

I do not see the point of you making me repeat what I already stated with links.

 

Leontius

(2,270 posts)
21. If that is what you learned about the Council of Nicaea you were taught wrong
Mon Nov 16, 2015, 10:54 PM
Nov 2015

wherever you attended college.

 

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
17. Wrong. There are traces of canonical discussion at Nicaea I in the Works of St. Jerome
Mon Nov 16, 2015, 10:11 PM
Nov 2015
NPNF2-06. Jerome: The Principal Works of St. Jerome

Tobit and Judith.
The Preface is to Chromatius and Heliodorus. It recognizes that the books are apocryphal. After his usual complaints of “the Pharisees” who impugned his translations, he says: “Inasmuch as the Chaldee is closely allied to the Hebrew, I procured the help of the most skilful speaker of both languages I could find, and gave to the subject one day’s hasty labour, my method being to explain in Latin, with the aid of a secretary, whatever an interpreter expressed to me in Hebrew words.” As to Judith, he notes that the Council of Nicæa had, contrary to the Hebrew tradition, included it in the Canon of Scripture, and this, with his friends’ requests, had induced him to undertake the labour of emendation and translation.

http://www.ccel.org/ccel/schaff/npnf206.vii.iii.xx.html

EvolveOrConvolve

(6,452 posts)
15. I've asked that question to a number of DUer believers
Mon Nov 16, 2015, 09:33 PM
Nov 2015

but never gotten a good response. I usually ask why the Old Testament is needed at all given the horrible stuff in it. The responses range from "it's tradition" to dead silence.

 

Manifestor_of_Light

(21,046 posts)
18. I get dead silence too.
Mon Nov 16, 2015, 10:13 PM
Nov 2015

And all the violent, nasty, hateful stuff Jesus said is explained away as metaphors, or "Oh he didn't really mean it that way" or "Jesus was always meek and mild".

I can't even get them to admit that they believe in original sin and substitutionary atonement. I remind them that that is the foundational principle of Christianity and they dodge and swerve and slice in an unbelievable fashion.
They say they don't believe in anything in particular. I point out that if you are a Christian you HAVE to believe in original sin and substitutionary atonement, and they get mad.


Iggo

(47,565 posts)
9. Like the old ones haven't caused enough trouble already?
Mon Nov 16, 2015, 06:09 PM
Nov 2015

What the world needs is to grow the fuck up and throw religion onto the trash heap of history.

asjr

(10,479 posts)
11. We do not have the slightest idea how many times
Mon Nov 16, 2015, 06:11 PM
Nov 2015

the bible has been rewritten. I live in an area in the South where the bible is followed no matter what it says. The Republicans figured that out a long time ago and uses it. The fact that they do makes it harder and harder year after year for Democrats--most Democrats, to realize this. It is happening this electoral year more than ever and if we, as Democrats, allow it to continue we are screwed!

 

Daemonaquila

(1,712 posts)
12. No.
Mon Nov 16, 2015, 06:22 PM
Nov 2015

No matter what was written or edited, some asshat would find an excuse to prop up their own special brand of hate with it. It's time to end the tyranny of religion, or at least to minimize its influence, not just rebrand.

 

Yorktown

(2,884 posts)
13. 99% of the members of any religion are not dangerous extremists?
Mon Nov 16, 2015, 07:29 PM
Nov 2015

50% of Muslims worldwide support death for apostasy.

Catholic bishops in Uganda and their flock agree that gays should be killed or reeducated
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uganda_Anti-Homosexuality_Act,_2014

When left to their own devices without firm secular leadership, religions today are a menace.

 

skepticscott

(13,029 posts)
29. Because then all of those "liberal", "progressive" Xstians
Tue Nov 17, 2015, 07:20 PM
Nov 2015

(and others too) would have to face up to the fact that they have no fucking idea what things their "god" really said or thought, and which things people just attributed to him because they sounded good, but which they follow anyway, because...reasons....

DetlefK

(16,423 posts)
37. Conservative, christian extremists tried that 10-15 years ago in the US. Not kidding.
Wed Nov 18, 2015, 07:47 AM
Nov 2015

They proposed a new Bible, a "proper" Bible, that correctly reflects the conservative agenda that "is" the Bible. A more perfect version of the Bible, without those pesky things like non-aggression or Jesus condemning rich people.

I wonder what happened to that project. I never heard from them again.

brooklynite

(94,727 posts)
38. Sorry - you can't edit the Holy Books...
Tue Dec 1, 2015, 01:25 AM
Dec 2015

...I mean, obviously YOU can, but it won't count. The only correct version is the one "God" agrees with. Re-writing it to suit human cultural needs is effectively acknowledging that they're all fiction.

Avalux

(35,015 posts)
39. No it doesn't. They need to be retired and forgotten about.
Thu Dec 3, 2015, 11:29 PM
Dec 2015

Maybe then we can all realize that we don't need them and can move towards treating everyone with love and respect.

 

hrmjustin

(71,265 posts)
40. People of faith will never go for that. I would not.
Thu Dec 3, 2015, 11:54 PM
Dec 2015

I read it understanding it shows the values of the people of the times it was written in. I don't think God requires me to follow it word for word.

People of gaith need to understand God did not write their holy books or dictate it word for word.

We need to use common sense.

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