Religion
Related: About this forumA staunch Calvinist dies one day
and goes to Heaven. There, he sees two lines. Hanging over the end of one line is a sign that says "Free Will" and over the other says "Pre-Determined". Being a staunch Calvinist, he gets into the "Pre-Determined" line.
An angel with a clipboard comes along after a bit and asks him, "Why are you in this line?" He answers "Well, because I picked this one I guess." The angel glares over its glasses for a moment and then admonishes him, "You picked it? You're supposed to be in the other one then, dummy!"
The Calvinist switches lines. Eventually, another angel with another clipboard happens upon him and asks him why he's in this line.
Our hero replies, "Well, that guy over there told me I belonged in this one!"
NV Whino
(20,886 posts)Act_of_Reparation
(9,116 posts)...I've never met a Calvinist who thought they were predetermined to an eternity of torment in the fires of Hell. Every single one thought they had a recommendation to the spirit in the sky. Go figure.
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)pscot
(21,024 posts)exegetical humor.
Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)I have always wanted to ask a Calvinist why bother going to church or anything else if everything is pre-determined. If our works are as nothing. Makes it all look even more pointless.
But then Catholics believe you must have faith AND works. Protestants think faith alone is OK.
My personal position is that good works are done by real people on this real earth, not by god. I can see results from real people doing good things. My "angels" are REAL PEOPLE that have saved my life -- trained doctors and nurses.