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cleanhippie

(19,705 posts)
Tue Apr 26, 2016, 11:34 AM Apr 2016

Once Again, the Catholic Church Says a Stained Communion Wafer is a Miracle When It’s Probably Mold

April 25, 2016 by Hemant Mehta

According to Polish Bishop Zbigniew Kiernikowski, a consecrated communion wafer fell to the floor in a local church on Christmas Day in 2013. Church officials naturally picked it up and put it in water, and then something amazing happened: red stains appeared!

That could only mean one thing!
The miracle was tested and the “Department of Forensic Medicine found: ‘In the histopathological image, the fragments were found containing the fragmented parts of the cross striated muscle. It is most similar to the heart muscle.’ Tests also determined the tissue to be of human origin and found that it bore signs of distress.”


Sure, we laugh when Catholics say these consecrated wafers are literally the body of Christ, but look who’s laughing now! It’s a piece of muscle! Jesus has jumped off a dog’s asshole

and landed on a wafer. That’s gotta be a sign.

It’s never Jesus. It’s always mold. Always.

One online blogger pointed to the red bacterium, Serratia marcescens, as a possible explanation.

According to Microbe Zoo, a website developed by the Center for Microbial Ecology at Michigan State University, the bacterium grows on bread and Communion wafers that have been stored in a damp place.

The answer makes much more sense and it can be replicated, unlike the supposed “Eucharistic miracle.”

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2016/04/25/once-again-the-catholic-church-says-a-stained-communion-wafer-is-a-miracle-when-its-probably-mold/
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Once Again, the Catholic Church Says a Stained Communion Wafer is a Miracle When It’s Probably Mold (Original Post) cleanhippie Apr 2016 OP
Why are you doing this? "It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money" said Canada Bill Jones NCjack Apr 2016 #1
That's fantastic! I can't wait until other scientists get to take measurements! DetlefK Apr 2016 #2
You'd have better luck getting some of our regulars to even talk about. cleanhippie Apr 2016 #4
That looks... 3catwoman3 Apr 2016 #3
Could be outright pious fraud by priests Brettongarcia Apr 2016 #5

DetlefK

(16,423 posts)
2. That's fantastic! I can't wait until other scientists get to take measurements!
Tue Apr 26, 2016, 11:49 AM
Apr 2016

Wow! Just imagine! I bet, these people have done their best to conserve that wafer! We should start immediately with further tests!

Let's do XPS or SIMS to find out the isotopes! We will know from which region of planet Earth this piece of Jesus-flesh is and how old it is!

Better yet: Let's do a DNA-analysis! We will find out whether Jesus Christ really was a middle-eastern Semite!

3catwoman3

(24,006 posts)
3. That looks...
Tue Apr 26, 2016, 11:57 AM
Apr 2016

...like some things I have found in the back of our refrigerator from time to time. Blecchhh!

Brettongarcia

(2,262 posts)
5. Could be outright pious fraud by priests
Sat Apr 30, 2016, 09:35 AM
Apr 2016

Polish priests, labs, stealing human heart tissue. Poland's not that far from Romania and Transylvania.

Poland was kept in ignorant serfdom, peasanthood, servitude to lords, rather late. It had barely emerged from medievalism in the communist revolution of 1917... when the Polish pope John Paul II c. 1989, pulled it back inside.

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