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Cartoonist

(7,317 posts)
Tue Jan 2, 2018, 11:35 AM Jan 2018

Metaphoric juice

There's been a lot of talk about literalism in religion. From an atheist standpoint, it's all literal. If you produce a tome that lays out the tenets of a religion, then you must take ALL of it literally or admit that your religion is fake.

There are many juice drinks on the market. Thanks to government regulations, the label must state the percentage of actual fruit juice. Some beverages calling themselves apple may only contain 5% juice. How does this translate to the Bible?

Some devout theists in this group aren't really that devout. They dismiss much of the Bible as being metaphoric and not to be taken literally. For them, the Bible only contains 10% juice. Some lunatics, like Ken Hamm, take only the Bible literally. For Ken, the Bible contains 100% juice.

How much juice is in your Bible?

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Metaphoric juice (Original Post) Cartoonist Jan 2018 OP
Further, even if your beverage is labeled 100% juice, MineralMan Jan 2018 #1
I will answer with a question. How much Bible is in my juice? Irish_Dem Jan 2018 #2
I clicked thinking this would be a transubstantiation discussion. Cuthbert Allgood Jan 2018 #3
Oooh! Can we have one of those, please? MineralMan Jan 2018 #4
Don't be too literal, though. Cuthbert Allgood Jan 2018 #5
Oh, I don't know... MineralMan Jan 2018 #6
Transubstantiation is pretty weird. Mariana Jan 2018 #18
And what of the gluten intolerant? MineralMan Jan 2018 #23
Their situation is equivalent to mine, I guess. Mariana Jan 2018 #32
But look here: MineralMan Jan 2018 #33
OK, i looked it up. Mariana Jan 2018 #35
It any of it counts, of course... MineralMan Jan 2018 #36
Harmony in the choir can be a beautiful thing. guillaumeb Jan 2018 #7
I'm not trying to define it, Cartoonist Jan 2018 #8
Of course. Again, harmony can be a good thing. guillaumeb Jan 2018 #9
Nope Lordquinton Jan 2018 #10
Of course. Again, harmony can be a good thing. guillaumeb Jan 2018 #11
No response Lordquinton Jan 2018 #12
It is yet another attempt by a non-theist to define religion. guillaumeb Jan 2018 #13
You can't see past your privilege Lordquinton Jan 2018 #14
Can you see past the obvious double standard? guillaumeb Jan 2018 #15
This is performance art Lordquinton Jan 2018 #16
Apparently, it bears repeating: Act_of_Reparation Jan 2018 #19
You know only your own personal experiences. guillaumeb Jan 2018 #21
You seem to be confusing personal pronouns again. Act_of_Reparation Jan 2018 #24
And you appear to have missed the point. guillaumeb Jan 2018 #25
Neither. Act_of_Reparation Jan 2018 #26
No, but one non-theist is one again attempting to define theism. guillaumeb Jan 2018 #27
Is this performance art? Act_of_Reparation Jan 2018 #31
I think you missed the clues, there... MineralMan Jan 2018 #34
Please explain Cartoonist Jan 2018 #20
Are you defining theism? guillaumeb Jan 2018 #22
What are you objecting to? Cartoonist Jan 2018 #28
I am not objecting to your personal attempt to define theism. guillaumeb Jan 2018 #29
I'm still waiting Cartoonist Jan 2018 #30
Quality thread for sure! PragmaticDem Jan 2018 #17

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)
1. Further, even if your beverage is labeled 100% juice,
Tue Jan 2, 2018, 12:13 PM
Jan 2018

that juice may not be the juice of the fruit depicted on the label. One must read the ingredients list closely to be sure of the package's content. Ingredients are listed in order of quantity. Your "100% Juice" cranberry juice may be mostly apple or grape juice.

Purists insist on, well, purity.

Cuthbert Allgood

(4,921 posts)
3. I clicked thinking this would be a transubstantiation discussion.
Tue Jan 2, 2018, 12:43 PM
Jan 2018

Though it wasn't, still remarkably on point.

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)
6. Oh, I don't know...
Tue Jan 2, 2018, 01:05 PM
Jan 2018

Literal or symbolic...that's always the question with transubstantiation, isn't it?

For it to occur, for real, the wine must contain alcohol and the bread must be leavened, too. Those are the rules, at least for one church body. And the consecration must be done just so, although changes have occurred there, too, from time to time.

Others disagree. Heck, others disagree on the entire thing.

That's what makes transubstantiation such a tasty topic.

Plus, it's simpler than talking about predestination. That topic is all complex and weird, really.

Mariana

(14,858 posts)
18. Transubstantiation is pretty weird.
Tue Jan 2, 2018, 10:01 PM
Jan 2018

I'm allergic to wine, so I can never drink Christ's blood, because it would give me hives. I could eat his flesh, though.

Mariana

(14,858 posts)
32. Their situation is equivalent to mine, I guess.
Wed Jan 3, 2018, 01:43 PM
Jan 2018

I can't drink Christ's blood, but I can eat his flesh. They can't eat Christ's flesh, but they can drink his blood. Does half a sacrament count? I have no idea.

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)
33. But look here:
Wed Jan 3, 2018, 01:46 PM
Jan 2018

Once the consecration has been done, you wouldn't be eating glutinous bread and wine. You'd be eating flesh and blood. That's assuming you believe as Roman Catholics do that the transubstantiation actually takes place, rather than symbolically.

It's the mystery of the Eucharist, see.

Mariana

(14,858 posts)
35. OK, i looked it up.
Wed Jan 3, 2018, 02:04 PM
Jan 2018

Apparently it's acceptable for celiacs to pass on eating Christ's flesh and to only drink his blood, and it's considered a valid Communion. I didn't find any references to alcohol allergy. My allergy must be pretty rare, because whenever I tell a doc I'm allergic to alcohol, they look surprised and say, "Really!" So, I have no idea if skipping Christ's blood and only eating his flesh counts. It probably does.

guillaumeb

(42,641 posts)
7. Harmony in the choir can be a beautiful thing.
Tue Jan 2, 2018, 02:36 PM
Jan 2018

Another instance of an atheist defining theism. Can I expect no further argument when I define atheism?

guillaumeb

(42,641 posts)
13. It is yet another attempt by a non-theist to define religion.
Tue Jan 2, 2018, 07:36 PM
Jan 2018

Yet when theists define atheism, that provokes an angry response from some.

Again, what I expect.

Lordquinton

(7,886 posts)
14. You can't see past your privilege
Tue Jan 2, 2018, 07:45 PM
Jan 2018

So you know, most atheists were raised as theists, so they actually do know what it's like.

When you do it, you make it up and insist you are correct even when the people you are defining say you are incorrect, simultaneously you admonish others for doing the same then you do. The problem is the hypocrisy, which is in the Bible remember. Or is that one of the parts you consider "metaphorical"?

guillaumeb

(42,641 posts)
15. Can you see past the obvious double standard?
Tue Jan 2, 2018, 08:30 PM
Jan 2018

Do claims of privilege eliminate the need for keeping to the same standard as what you attack in theists?

I have read a few posts today wherein a non-theist claims the right to define what theism is.

Act_of_Reparation

(9,116 posts)
19. Apparently, it bears repeating:
Tue Jan 2, 2018, 11:31 PM
Jan 2018
So you know, most atheists were raised as theists, so they actually do know what it's like.


Most of us were theists at one point. At what point were you an atheist?

guillaumeb

(42,641 posts)
21. You know only your own personal experiences.
Wed Jan 3, 2018, 12:31 PM
Jan 2018

Thus the error of confusing your very limited personal view with a view of the totality of religion.

Act_of_Reparation

(9,116 posts)
24. You seem to be confusing personal pronouns again.
Wed Jan 3, 2018, 12:40 PM
Jan 2018

I am not royalty. I do not use "we" or "us" to describe myself alone.

Act_of_Reparation

(9,116 posts)
26. Neither.
Wed Jan 3, 2018, 12:53 PM
Jan 2018

I'm not going off on some ass-backwards tangent on the validity of anecdotal evidence when no one here is claiming their experience is fucking definitive. Your petition to derail the conversation is hereby revoked. Please try again later.

guillaumeb

(42,641 posts)
27. No, but one non-theist is one again attempting to define theism.
Wed Jan 3, 2018, 12:56 PM
Jan 2018

If irony were a mineral this post would be a rich vein.

Cartoonist

(7,317 posts)
20. Please explain
Wed Jan 3, 2018, 12:53 AM
Jan 2018

Where am I defining theism? I'm discussing the Bible and how much of it is taken literally. I realize every theist has their percentage. I'm happy to let them define it for themselves.

guillaumeb

(42,641 posts)
22. Are you defining theism?
Wed Jan 3, 2018, 12:33 PM
Jan 2018

Well, when you wrote, in this actual post,:


There's been a lot of talk about literalism in religion. From an atheist standpoint, it's all literal. If you produce a tome that lays out the tenets of a religion, then you must take ALL of it literally or admit that your religion is fake.


some of us, in our simple minded literalness, might see this as defining theism.

Cartoonist

(7,317 posts)
28. What are you objecting to?
Wed Jan 3, 2018, 01:02 PM
Jan 2018

Every time something in the Bible is pointed to as being hypocritical or ludicrous, you trot out the whine that theism is being unfairly defined. I guess that is all you can do when the Bible is indefensible. That and saying it's all metaphorical. Or at least some parts are.

guillaumeb

(42,641 posts)
29. I am not objecting to your personal attempt to define theism.
Wed Jan 3, 2018, 01:03 PM
Jan 2018

But I must confess to wondering why you deny that you actually did define theism.

Cartoonist

(7,317 posts)
30. I'm still waiting
Wed Jan 3, 2018, 01:26 PM
Jan 2018

Where did I define theism? Here are two words in English. I'll let a third party define them so we know what we are talking about.

Theism
noun
1. belief in a god or gods

Define
verb
1. to state or set forth the meaning of (a word, phrase, etc)

Do you objecting to that definition of theism? Where have I said anything that differs from that definition?

My comments are usually just observations. I'm not writing a Bible, just commenting on the one a lot of theists believe contains some truth.

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