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MineralMan

(146,317 posts) Mon Jan 29, 2018, 02:56 PM Jan 2018

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First, assume a deity.

That's it. You're done.

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First, assume a deity. (Original Post) MineralMan Jan 2018 OP

become a deity. then everyone else is...done nt msongs Jan 2018 #1

This thread is not about Mormonism. MineralMan Jan 2018 #2

Assume you are the only deity marylandblue Jan 2018 #3

Just eat the damned apple, Adam! MineralMan Jan 2018 #4

Can I also assume my diety has pizza and beer? Act_of_Reparation Jan 2018 #5

If it's an omnipotent deity, of course it has pizza and beer. MineralMan Jan 2018 #6

And delivers to your door. Voltaire2 Jan 2018 #7

My door? Act_of_Reparation Jan 2018 #8

And delivers to your couch. Voltaire2 Jan 2018 #9

Dare I say, a beer VOLCANO? AtheistCrusader Jan 2018 #10

msongs

(67,417 posts)

1. become a deity. then everyone else is...done nt

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Mon Jan 29, 2018, 02:57 PM

Jan 2018

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

2. This thread is not about Mormonism.

Reply to msongs (Reply #1)

Mon Jan 29, 2018, 03:02 PM

Jan 2018

Sorry. That's another topic.

marylandblue

(12,344 posts)

3. Assume you are the only deity

Reply to msongs (Reply #1)

Mon Jan 29, 2018, 03:03 PM

Jan 2018

Then everyone else has to obey you.

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

4. Just eat the damned apple, Adam!

Reply to msongs (Reply #1)

Mon Jan 29, 2018, 03:07 PM

Jan 2018

"And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil."

"I'm tired of living in this damned garden and being naked. I want a house and some clothes. Just eat the apple already!"

Act_of_Reparation

(9,116 posts)

5. Can I also assume my diety has pizza and beer?

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Mon Jan 29, 2018, 04:16 PM

Jan 2018

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)

6. If it's an omnipotent deity, of course it has pizza and beer.

Reply to Act_of_Reparation (Reply #5)

Mon Jan 29, 2018, 04:33 PM

Jan 2018

Geez!

Voltaire2

(13,061 posts)

7. And delivers to your door.

Reply to Act_of_Reparation (Reply #5)

Mon Jan 29, 2018, 04:51 PM

Jan 2018

Act_of_Reparation

(9,116 posts)

8. My door?

Reply to Voltaire2 (Reply #7)

Mon Jan 29, 2018, 04:55 PM

Jan 2018

But I'd have to get up to answer it. And put pants on. Fucking religion takes too much discipline.

Voltaire2

(13,061 posts)

9. And delivers to your couch.

Reply to Act_of_Reparation (Reply #8)

Mon Jan 29, 2018, 04:56 PM

Jan 2018

AtheistCrusader

(33,982 posts)

10. Dare I say, a beer VOLCANO?

Reply to Act_of_Reparation (Reply #5)

Mon Jan 29, 2018, 05:21 PM

Jan 2018

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