Soon I'm going to declare a 19th Commandment which designates any commandment subsequent to the 18th as heretical.

You should be the pope.

The only office I'm even remotely interested in is that of Grand Poobah.

"Shitposting is posting large amounts of content of "aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality"[1] to an online forum or social network,[2][3][4][5] in some cases intended to derail discussions or otherwise make the site unusable to its regular visitors."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitposting

...does not qualify.

You'll have to make your own commandment for that.

...I disagree.

...see post #15.

...since it appears that commandments* are hierarchical by numeric posting, I have thusly created the Null Commandment* (i.e. the one that comes before any other proffered commandment* past, present or future).

Ahem...I giveth you the Null Commandment*:

Commandments* are hierarchical by numeric posting and there are no valid commandments* after the Null Commandment*.









*Not to be confused with condiments.

If true, we'd have to believe the 9th trumps the 11th when obviously it does not.

So you'll have to make your own commandment for that as well.

...

Because I happen to like ketchup, although I find myself using salsa more and more.

...the edicts of the Null Commandment* are not constrained by time.

I'm still confused on the ketchup part

...you're not hip if you're not coating your french fries with Mayochup:
http://www.heinz.com/product/HMC073


(i.e. overpriced Thousand Island dressing, or Russian without the relish)

..you're da man!

...here we go again

...I get confused.

So I'm pretty sure you are free to invent your own.

...too much the empiricist, or something like that.

Did I miss something?

It is a good post.