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How to cook Christ...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/may/28/spanish-artist-cook-christ-filmIn honor of this Spanish artist Javier Krahe, who is facing criminal charges of "offending religious feelings" in Spain, which could land him in prison for a year, I present my version of his recipe for the preparation of Jesus Christ so His followers can engage in their habits of cannibalizing and vampirizing their deity in a much more enjoyable fashion.
1. Preheat oven to 666 degrees.
2. Prepare body by first removing nails and spear, separating from crucifix, then washing.
3. Drain the body of blood, place blood into wine glasses, place in refrigerator to chill.
4. Roll body in garlic, butter, frankincense and myrrh.
5. Bake body for three days at 666 degrees.
6. Body will spontaneously remove itself from oven when finished cooking.
7. Adorn body with gold to compliment the frankincense and myrrh, carve.
8. Serve body and blood of Christ with a side of wafers and guacamole.
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very astute on your part! 
By the way, you really didn't think someone would want to discuss the merits of your comment did you?
And for the record I don't think it is a stupid thread. Just sad that someone would be brought up for charges on satire. The word play is excellent but that is my opinion. Some people have no sense of humor.
