I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

“Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

“The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

Matthew 25:34

And people revere this book?

Jesus - All talk
Elisha - All action

The Bible has quotes for all occasions.

And the horrific quotes get no condemnation. They just get deflected and covered up by nice sounding homilies. Just like you did there.

what someone did to the least was curse them to be mauled by she-bears.

If the she-bears ate 42 of the children there must have been even more of them (children, not bears), so maybe Elisha felt threatened by this large mob of juvenile hooligans and the bears saved him. Even so, it was kind of harsh.

was a psychopath worshiping a psychopathic god? Why must there have been more of them, where is your evidence?

When you think about it, that's a pretty impressive feat for only two smallish Syrian brown bears - you'd think the children would have scattered and run away so they bears couldn't have gotten as many as 42 of them. I should think 8 to 10, max, unless the bears were acting in concert like lionesses, which bears don't normally do. Since I don't actually believe in God, or at least Yahweh, the old god of the Israelites, I don't think this alleged bear predation was instigated by God at all. A bear came out of the woods and ate the kid that was teasing Elisha and the whole incident got blown out of proportion.

that's a lot of kids for just two bears to eat all in one go. I wonder what kind of bears they would be too. I'd imagine that an artist would portray something big like a grizzley, but I don't think they come in those sizes in the middle east.

They just tore them to pieces.

King James described it thusly:
And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

You'd still think that after the first 6 the rest would have run off, unless these bears tracked them down after the fact.

Endowed with heavenly powers

There were only two.

but it comes at no surprise that they are a matriarchal society.

and that's the Syrian brown bear. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syrian_brown_bear It's actually a relatively small bear, so these two bears probably couldn't have eaten 42 children if they'd wanted to.

You keep forgetting that these she-bears were agents of the creator of the universe. They were not limited by the capacities of normal Syrian she-bears.

However, counting was not well understood at the time, so it might have been only 41 children, or even as few as 39, or maybe 47.

You'd need a dozen or so Kodiak bears to do that sort of damage.

They didn't exist at the same time as most other dinos we know and love.

Obviously sensitive about his bald spot, though.

doesn't mean God actually did it; God is infamous for ignoring prayers. It's more likely that the bears were just hungry and did it on their own. If I could get God to send bears after people I'd start going to church again, and I know who I'd start with.

Do bears live near Washington, D.C., or in Florida? Florida does have panthers and alligators; maybe I'll have to modify my request.

some sort of reasonableness standard to claims in religious texts. In that case just throw the entire set of books on the bonfire. They are almost entirely composed of unreasonable claims, which is sort of the point to begin with.

I don't actually think there's a god who responds to prayers to have one's adversaries set upon by bears - or any other sorts of prayers, for that matter.

Along with every other metaphysical claims made by any other religious text on behalf of everyone else. I don't think some would want to go there, though. Easier to pretend the bible is inerrant.

Why didn't God intervene and give Elisha hair? That would have shown the kids a thing or two and prevented the bear mauling.

As in Bethel Woods?

Makes the first line from this song take on a whole new meaning.