Update - Fundies Say The Darnedest Things

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Have a little irony, it's good for your blood. - I am still waiting on a large company to come out and endorse "Christians"! Will it ever happen? Why just do this for the gay community. -- turalura, Rapture Ready (7/11/2012 3:07:32 AM)

Sorry, this atheist criminal lives in a townhouse, so the bodies are in my attic. - Now I think I understand you a little more. You are a criminal. You are torn apart by guilt about all the lives you've destroyed. You are terrified of the burning wrath of God, so you rant and rage against God. As if that will help. LOL.

Tell me, atheist criminal, how many rotten bodies are your in basement? How many corpses in your back yard? How many little boys have you raped? Confess, atheist criminal. Tell me immediately. -- jewish philosopher, Torah Philosophy 193 Comments (7/7/2012 6:40:14 AM)

Maybe he means "existential" microbes. - Extraterrestrial microbes pose no threat to the creation model. I maintain, after consulting with one whose opinions I respect, that a large amount of water, mud and rock escaped into space on the occasion of the Global Flood. Some of it splattered onto Mars. That the mud held microbes is not a stretch. -- Terry Hurlbut, Conservative News and Views (7/15/2012 3:45:23 AM)

Yep, this would even stump Richard Dawkins! - I've got a really cool story that I thought you all might want to hear! A couple of weeks ago, my son's biology teacher was teaching the theory of EVOLUTION!!! This really surprised me since my son goes to a "Christian" school. What I want to know is how a school that calls itself Christian can believe in something that denies that Jesus is Lord, and that they would even go so far as to try to brainwash their students into believing it too.

Anyway, it didn't work on my son! After class was over, my son came up to the teacher and asked him, "if we evolved from monkeys, how come we can't talk with monkeys?" My son said that his teacher's face turned red with embarrassment, and he had to excuse himself from the room! The teacher had no answer to that question and he knew it! The teacher hasn't talked to my son since, he's still embarrassed that a high school student destroyed his theory! -- OND, Rapture Ready (7/17/2012 3:26:37 AM)

God--WIN! - Glen Urquhart: “That is, actually, that exact phrase ('separation of church and state') is not in Jefferson’s letter to the Danbury Baptists. He was reassuring them the federal government wouldn’t trample on their religion. The exact phrase ’separation of Church and State’ came out of Adolph Hitler’s mouth. That’s where it comes from. So the next time your liberal friends talk about the separation of Church and State, ask them why they’re Nazis.” -- Glen Urquhart, Opposing Views (7/15/2012 5:33:40 AM)

Well, GHW Bush said we weren't even citizens, so I guess Second Class Citizen is an upgrade - If there is no God—there are no Absolute Laws—Universal Truths or Natural Rights from God. We had this ideology of Universal Truths since Plato which culminated with Christianity in American jurisprudence. Higher Law than man’s and Natural Rights from God.

Atheism creates people like Voltaire’s Atheists-—the French Revolutionaries—who did some of the grossest things in history—desecrated the dead, headless bodies and arranged them in sexual positions—Atheist humor is really Satanic and evil and full of excrement and orgies.

Lenin and Stalin and Mao’s Atheism just killed tens of millions and Hitler’s occultist/homosexual paganism killed millions. Oh goody-—such superior ideology when they kick out the Judeo/Christian God.

I would only allow Atheists to be second class citizens since they do not believe we have Natural Rights from God. As such—they are extremely dangerous and deranged because they think they can take our Natural Rights away and force unjust laws which promote Vice-—like the Godless in chief in the WH. -- savagesusie, Free Republic (7/15/2012 3:46:44 AM)