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Is this the new church? Could be: (Original Post) MineralMan Aug 2012 OP
Best I've seen. nt rrneck Aug 2012 #1
If you find your god in a bottle. rug Aug 2012 #2
Oh, dear. I often go to pubs and taverns and don't drink alcohol. MineralMan Aug 2012 #4
I'm not surprised. You've said you go into churches and don't pray. rug Aug 2012 #7
Yes, I do. Most often it's to attend a wedding or a funeral, MineralMan Aug 2012 #10
If you believe what goes on in a bar is the equivalent of what goes on in a church rug Aug 2012 #19
Judge much? fleur-de-lisa Aug 2012 #30
Usually when I see a deliberately obtuse attempt to equate religion with socializing in a bar. rug Aug 2012 #31
There's no need whatsoever for you to be nasty to those of us who drink responsibly. kestrel91316 Aug 2012 #34
As I'm sure the OP will acknowledge, this has nothing to do with alcohol. rug Aug 2012 #35
Oh, then I assume you are being nasty because he differs from you when it comes to kestrel91316 Aug 2012 #38
What the fuck, rug? trotsky Aug 2012 #14
Couple of points. rug Aug 2012 #17
What does alcoholism have to do with it? trotsky Aug 2012 #20
Got me. You brought it up. rug Aug 2012 #21
No. Actually you're the one who brought it up. MineralMan Aug 2012 #23
No. Actually it was him. rug Aug 2012 #25
Then what exactly did you mean by: trotsky Aug 2012 #59
I feel sorry for you ......... Having such a narrow view of the world Angry Dragon Aug 2012 #24
Lol, thank you. That sentiment fills me with warmth. rug Aug 2012 #26
I guess religion does not require formal training Angry Dragon Aug 2012 #32
Depends on the religion. rug Aug 2012 #33
Really pathetic that you feel the need to attack someone for going to a bar. kestrel91316 Aug 2012 #36
I take it you have now read the earlier posts. rug Aug 2012 #39
No cover charge? EvolveOrConvolve Aug 2012 #40
No cover charge. rug Aug 2012 #41
Yes, Mormonism requires a 10% tithe EvolveOrConvolve Aug 2012 #42
But no booze for it. rug Aug 2012 #43
I have been to churches where they sent you a letter saying how much they expected you to give Angry Dragon Aug 2012 #51
How about that collection plate?? Angry Dragon Aug 2012 #46
You can always start humming. rug Aug 2012 #48
Way to skirt the question ........ Angry Dragon Aug 2012 #49
Way to pay attention . . . . rug Aug 2012 #50
I'll just leave this here.... Rob H. Aug 2012 #15
I've only seen the misogynist version. rug Aug 2012 #18
I wish every bar EvilAL Aug 2012 #44
Lol! rug Aug 2012 #45
Just saying that you play chess EvilAL Aug 2012 #47
Many have claimed to have found God on a small, square piece of paper, ZombieHorde Aug 2012 #27
Leave Rev. Jim out of this. rug Aug 2012 #29
Funny! nt ZombieHorde Aug 2012 #37
A wine bottle? Humanist_Activist Aug 2012 #54
That would be chalice. rug Aug 2012 #55
The wine isn't made in a chalice, nor do churches buy it in chalices. MineralMan Aug 2012 #56
See my remarks in the prior post. rug Aug 2012 #57
That's what I said. MineralMan Aug 2012 #58
Where everybody knows your name and LuvNewcastle Aug 2012 #3
Indeed, and Micky's presiding at the taps, too. MineralMan Aug 2012 #5
Down the hatch! LuvNewcastle Aug 2012 #8
T'is a find place in Dublin perhaps...n/t monmouth Aug 2012 #6
My friends and I attend every Sunday. longship Aug 2012 #9
Very nice, that sounds. MineralMan Aug 2012 #11
You can have your friends over to your own home and do the same thing. Nothing new to southernyankeebelle Aug 2012 #12
Indeed you can, and that's excellent, too. MineralMan Aug 2012 #13
Guess that is true. I remember when my husband was stationed in Great Falls, MT I would southernyankeebelle Aug 2012 #16
This is somewhat close to the New Testament concept of the church LARED Aug 2012 #22
yes that is what a church is... madrchsod Aug 2012 #52
I would not go quite that far. LARED Aug 2012 #53
I have Friends that Religiously observe Happy Hour orpupilofnature57 Aug 2012 #28
Hell here's some people combining the two ButterflyBlood Aug 2012 #60
I knew it would start a trend. MineralMan Aug 2012 #61

MineralMan

(146,325 posts)
4. Oh, dear. I often go to pubs and taverns and don't drink alcohol.
Fri Aug 24, 2012, 04:39 PM
Aug 2012

Don't you? Besides, alcohol is part of the liturgy in some churches. In fact, if there's no alcohol, it's "invalid matter," according to the largest denomination of Christianity. Even Jesus is said to have made sure there was plenty of wine at the wedding in Canaan. Nothing wrong with a bit of alcohol, for your stomach's sake, you know, and for your frequent infirmities. (I'd prefer the KJV language, but I thought I'd skip it in this informal setting.)

You may not have been in a typical British or Irish pub. Drunkenness isn't required. Drinking alcohol isn't required. Just have a pasty and a lemon squash if you don't drink.

How simplistic your thinking is on this matter, it seems.

MineralMan

(146,325 posts)
10. Yes, I do. Most often it's to attend a wedding or a funeral,
Fri Aug 24, 2012, 04:47 PM
Aug 2012

but I also visit churches to listen to their pipe organs and choirs, see the art and architecture, and watch the pageantry of the liturgy. I especially enjoy Orthodox churches of all types, but like the Russian Orthodox Liturgy best, since I can understand the old Slavonic used in it, if I concentrate.

I'm always made to feel welcome, for whatever reason I choose to visit. When prayers are given, I sit silently and respectfully. Do you have a problem with that?

 

rug

(82,333 posts)
19. If you believe what goes on in a bar is the equivalent of what goes on in a church
Sat Aug 25, 2012, 07:13 AM
Aug 2012

or any other house of worship, I'm not surprised you declared yourself an atheist decades ago.

I on occasion made similar analogies, usually in a bar, drunk. Fortunately, I stopped drinking decades ago. The clarity is remarkable.

 

rug

(82,333 posts)
31. Usually when I see a deliberately obtuse attempt to equate religion with socializing in a bar.
Sat Aug 25, 2012, 07:05 PM
Aug 2012

Welcome to DU.

Read the threads and you'll know the characters and m.o.'s in no time.

 

kestrel91316

(51,666 posts)
38. Oh, then I assume you are being nasty because he differs from you when it comes to
Sat Aug 25, 2012, 08:02 PM
Aug 2012

church and religion.

Well, I can't stand either fanatical religious people or fanatical atheists. A pox on ALL of you. Especially the ones too childish to refrain from picking fights over religion in a forum that seeks to make all religious viewpoints welcome.

trotsky

(49,533 posts)
14. What the fuck, rug?
Fri Aug 24, 2012, 05:03 PM
Aug 2012

Is someone an alcoholic if they go to a pub to enjoy music and good company?

 

rug

(82,333 posts)
17. Couple of points.
Fri Aug 24, 2012, 09:21 PM
Aug 2012

The focus of a pub is alcohol, then music and company. There are lots of places to find company. Besides, a pub is not the best place for an alcoholic to frequent.

The bigger point, which MM in his deflective manner is attempting to refute, is that the focus of a church is not music and good company.

trotsky

(49,533 posts)
20. What does alcoholism have to do with it?
Sat Aug 25, 2012, 07:46 AM
Aug 2012

Why bring that into the mix anyway? It seems like you were trying to insinuate something.

And if you look at some of the recent the studies done - a couple of which YOU'VE posted, I believe - where they've found benefits of religion, they are precisely that: the social interaction.

MineralMan

(146,325 posts)
23. No. Actually you're the one who brought it up.
Sat Aug 25, 2012, 03:50 PM
Aug 2012

Go back to the post that DUer replied to. It's right in there.

I quote: "Besides, a pub is not the best place for an alcoholic to frequent."

 

rug

(82,333 posts)
25. No. Actually it was him.
Sat Aug 25, 2012, 06:48 PM
Aug 2012

Go to 14.

"Is someone an alcoholic if they go to a pub to enjoy music and good company?"

Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts)
24. I feel sorry for you ......... Having such a narrow view of the world
Sat Aug 25, 2012, 04:02 PM
Aug 2012

The pubs I have been in, it was not the alcohol that was the focus.

 

rug

(82,333 posts)
26. Lol, thank you. That sentiment fills me with warmth.
Sat Aug 25, 2012, 06:50 PM
Aug 2012

I'm not about to compare bar experiences with you, except to see they are the only places of music, cheer, and fellowship that I have been in that required a liquor license.

 

rug

(82,333 posts)
33. Depends on the religion.
Sat Aug 25, 2012, 07:34 PM
Aug 2012

But you need neither to enter a church, snagogue, mosque or temple.

No cover charge either.

 

kestrel91316

(51,666 posts)
36. Really pathetic that you feel the need to attack someone for going to a bar.
Sat Aug 25, 2012, 07:49 PM
Aug 2012

This is not Teetotalers Underground. Most of us are adult enough to drink responsibly. Those who aren't are in no position to be judgmental about this.

 

rug

(82,333 posts)
41. No cover charge.
Sat Aug 25, 2012, 08:38 PM
Aug 2012

I don't know about your old religion (oh wait I do, Romey's tithing has been in the news), but it's entirely optional in every church I know.

EvolveOrConvolve

(6,452 posts)
42. Yes, Mormonism requires a 10% tithe
Sat Aug 25, 2012, 08:45 PM
Aug 2012

It's not technically required, but without paying a full tithe, you can't go to the temple. If you can't go to the temple, you can't get into heaven. It's definitely pay-to-play.

Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts)
51. I have been to churches where they sent you a letter saying how much they expected you to give
Sat Aug 25, 2012, 09:52 PM
Aug 2012

then would you list these churches

Rob H.

(5,352 posts)
15. I'll just leave this here....
Fri Aug 24, 2012, 05:58 PM
Aug 2012
10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

4. You don’t have to wait 2,000+ years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can’t lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you’ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.


Posted in fun. (I don't even like beer, I just thought it was funny.)

Source
 

rug

(82,333 posts)
18. I've only seen the misogynist version.
Fri Aug 24, 2012, 09:24 PM
Aug 2012

I'll just leave it at this:

"10. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer."

 

rug

(82,333 posts)
45. Lol!
Sat Aug 25, 2012, 09:26 PM
Aug 2012

I am chagrined to say I was involved in something like this. Never gloat about beating somebody at chess while doing shots.

 

rug

(82,333 posts)
29. Leave Rev. Jim out of this.
Sat Aug 25, 2012, 06:56 PM
Aug 2012


Bobby Wheeler: [Bobby helps Jim fill out his test] Have you ever experienced loss of consciousness, hallucinations, dizzy spells, convulsive disorders, fainting, or periods of loss of memory?
Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Hasn't everyone?
Elaine O'Connor-Nardo: Put no.
Bobby Wheeler: Mental illness or narcotic addiction?
Reverend Jim Ignatowski: That's a tough choice.
Elaine O'Connor-Nardo: Put no!
Bobby Wheeler: OK, that's it! You ready for the test.
Reverend Jim Ignatowski: I thought that was the test!
 

rug

(82,333 posts)
55. That would be chalice.
Sun Aug 26, 2012, 01:12 PM
Aug 2012

I don't know if you're bad but your information is. It's always better to know what you intend to mock before attempting it.

MineralMan

(146,325 posts)
56. The wine isn't made in a chalice, nor do churches buy it in chalices.
Sun Aug 26, 2012, 02:02 PM
Aug 2012


Sometimes it comes in a different kind of bottle than this, though. This provider only sells it to churches, as do most, including the O-Neh-Da winery in New York. Of course, it doesn't supposedly become the actual Blood of Christ until the priest makes it so, but there are pretty strict standards for this wine. It still comes in bottles, though.
 

rug

(82,333 posts)
57. See my remarks in the prior post.
Sun Aug 26, 2012, 02:10 PM
Aug 2012

Only what is in the chalice, not the bottle, changes.

Therefore, fail.

MineralMan

(146,325 posts)
58. That's what I said.
Sun Aug 26, 2012, 02:52 PM
Aug 2012

I understand that. The change only comes when the priest says it does. Well...if you believe that sort of thing, anyhow. It stays wine and bread, as far as I'm concerned, but I'm not a Catholic. Nevertheless, the liquid that gets changed comes from a bottle and contains alcohol. There are some strict standards for the makeup of that liquid, but it's wine all the same. Not wine that patrons would pay for in my pubchurch, of course. Their standards for taste and other qualities are higher, since they have to drink it without the miraculous transformation.

longship

(40,416 posts)
9. My friends and I attend every Sunday.
Fri Aug 24, 2012, 04:44 PM
Aug 2012

But we don't call it church. We call it the Sunday Seminar, where no topics are off the table. Nor are the 16 oz Leinenkugel drafts. (I am partial to the IPA and the creamy dark.)

It is a raucous service and, like all such religious events, all are welcome. Many come back, some can't take the heat and do not. Still, after many years, there has yet to be chair throwing or even a defenestration.

MineralMan

(146,325 posts)
13. Indeed you can, and that's excellent, too.
Fri Aug 24, 2012, 04:52 PM
Aug 2012

The pub or tavern, however, opens up opportunities for fellowship with people you do not know, and that's a good thing, as well. You never know when your next friend will walk through the door.

You can pray in your home, too. But, people seem to like to gather together for religious reasons, for many of the same reasons they attend their local pub or tavern.

 

southernyankeebelle

(11,304 posts)
16. Guess that is true. I remember when my husband was stationed in Great Falls, MT I would
Fri Aug 24, 2012, 06:32 PM
Aug 2012

attend the morning mass everyday. I was going through a lot of stress. Just that morning mass was pretty helpful to me. I got alot out of it. It's to bad that church today has gotten to involved with politics. I just can't go to church any longer and I think that is one reason I'm so angry at times. I had a friend that had bible study in her home. I really wasn't in to that much. I take the bible has a book written with a bunch of stories. I didn't care for it and stopped going.

 

LARED

(11,735 posts)
22. This is somewhat close to the New Testament concept of the church
Sat Aug 25, 2012, 08:23 AM
Aug 2012

The early Christian church was not a formal building but a body of believers meeting to worship and fellowship in someones home.

 

LARED

(11,735 posts)
53. I would not go quite that far.
Sun Aug 26, 2012, 07:32 AM
Aug 2012

A church is a body of believers gathering to worship and fellowship. I don't think a bar is an appropriate place to do this.

 

orpupilofnature57

(15,472 posts)
28. I have Friends that Religiously observe Happy Hour
Sat Aug 25, 2012, 06:56 PM
Aug 2012

And talk about a utopian atmosphere, everybody's happy or damn well act like it.

ButterflyBlood

(12,644 posts)
60. Hell here's some people combining the two
Mon Aug 27, 2012, 07:42 PM
Aug 2012
http://northbrooklynvineyard.org/sundays/6pm-the-trash-bar

Got to love Williamsburg. Where else would you hear of people holding a church service at a place called the "Trash Bar"?
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