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Related: About this forumPastors' Wives Attend Christian Sex Therapy Session
Domonique gathered the pastors' wives of "The Sisterhood" for a Christian sex therapy session. But these are all pastors' wives, so it was a Christian sex therapy session. It turned out to be an animated session that resembled a church service, complete with callbacks from the parishioners and everything.
"We gotta keep it hot and poppin the bedroom. Amen. Can I get a witness?" the therapist asked the assembled women. Of course, she got plenty of them.
"Sex is a ministry," the expert told them. And it should be treated just like a worship service. And by the time sex is over with, your man should be shouting Hallelujah! or something."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/06/the-sisterhood-christian-sex-therapy-video_n_2627784.html
"We gotta keep it hot and poppin the bedroom. Amen. Can I get a witness?" the therapist asked the assembled women. Of course, she got plenty of them.
"Sex is a ministry," the expert told them. And it should be treated just like a worship service. And by the time sex is over with, your man should be shouting Hallelujah! or something."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/06/the-sisterhood-christian-sex-therapy-video_n_2627784.html
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Pastors' Wives Attend Christian Sex Therapy Session (Original Post)
SecularMotion
Feb 2013
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And by the time sex is over with, your man should be shouting ‘Hallelujah!’ or something."
2pooped2pop
Feb 2013
#1
God promised men that good & obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth,
dixiegrrrrl
Feb 2013
#2
2pooped2pop
(5,420 posts)1. And by the time sex is over with, your man should be shouting ‘Hallelujah!’ or something."
what about the women? No Hallelujah?
I'm sure they were told to be dutiful and do whatever, whenever the husband wants, ignoring what the woman wants.
I didn't read the article, just guessing.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)2. God promised men that good & obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth,
Then she made the earth round, & she laughed & Laughed
Mira
(22,380 posts)3. Now I understand where
ROFLMAO
really came from.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)4. Got to give credit where credit is due...
a very smart, funny and clever friend of mine sent the quote.
2pooped2pop
(5,420 posts)5. thanks for the chuckle
I like that. I guess you could exchange "good & obedient wives" for just about anything too.
I will have to try and remember to use it.
Thanks
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)9. LOL
cbayer
(146,218 posts)7. They don't look like those kind of women.... at all. I think they say "hallelujah".
cbayer
(146,218 posts)6. Is this some reality TV show or something? Never heard of these people, but it
looks just like every other attention seeking reality show I have ever seen.
dimbear
(6,271 posts)8. Must be an interesting lesson plan. "The 1001 variations of the missionary position."
Chapter 2 would be the penalties for anything else.