Does that count?

And they I only want OUT.

One ram won't get you much.

If I have to go to a wedding or funeral I will but do not participate.

Weddings, and increasingly at my age, funeral services.

Weddings and funerals only; or I'll step foot in a church if a concert is being held there (or I'm participating in it). Otherwise I avoid religious services, since they make no sense to me.

but I always need it.

And our pastor is an excellent speaker.

once every twenty years or so.

I also occasionally go during the week, but lately I've such a night-owl, that I arise too late to comfortably get to noon Mass!(that is, after leisurely dressing and a late breakfast.)
Not only do I enjoy participating in the liturgy, I also enjoy the community aspect of attending Mass - seeing long-time acquaintances, etc.

..easter sunday, red bank, new jersey, 1992.

y'know the little catholic church in 'Dogma'?

yep. that's the place.

not kidding.

And our pastor is an excellent speaker.

I often cry and I am not sure why.

They are always a salient reminder of why I despise religion. A recent one was a Catholic mass wherein the priest informed us wimminfolks that we are really just helpmate vessels.

Couples generally can direct the mass and customize it to their personal beliefs.

Once a month I get to really show out!

We have a new priest and I'm enjoying getting to know her. Before she came I skipped a lot, especially during presidential election season.