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Witches when faced with an antagonist
I don't know how to post a picture; but I thought this was cute. So here's the link:
http://witchonthebayou.tumblr.com/post/128469619173/witches-when-faced-with-an-antagonist
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[font size="4"]Witches When Faced with an Antagonist[/font]
New Witch: I’ll do a spell to make them go away. First I need twelve candles, three kinds of crystals, five different herbs, and when’s the next full moon?
Intermediate Witch: Eh, how’s one candle and a mushroom I found in my pocket for a curse? It goes “I hate you please die.”
Experienced Witch: Probably faster just to tell them to fuck off.
New Witch: I’ll do a spell to make them go away. First I need twelve candles, three kinds of crystals, five different herbs, and when’s the next full moon?
Intermediate Witch: Eh, how’s one candle and a mushroom I found in my pocket for a curse? It goes “I hate you please die.”
Experienced Witch: Probably faster just to tell them to fuck off.
nothing truer!
