As the introduction to the Lord's Prayer - I never could understand the connection with small pets.

My brother, when he was about 6, used to say the sign of the cross like this: "In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spearmint, Amen."

When my niece was 4, her version of the Hail Mary was "....and blessed is the Fruit of the Loom, Jesus."

I overheard a little girl reciting the Lord's Prayer during mass as such: "...and lead a snot into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail..."

a drunk who stumbled into an empty church one night and spotted the confessional. His eyes lit up, and he went in. The priest, who was preparing the altar, saw him and decided that this was a man who really needed confession, so he went in also. After several minutes, the priest finally said, "Son, can I help you?" And the drunk replied, "Uh, yeah. Is there any paper in there?" It's one of my favorite jokes to tell to priests.

The bishop's phone number.

The bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?'

In a religion class for small children, one child is asked, "Where does God live?" The child replies,"God lives in our bathroom."

"Why do you say that?"

"Every morning my dad stands at the door of the bathroom and shouts, 'God, are you still in there?'"

but my son when he was 8 or 9 thought he was hilarious when we sand "How Great Thou Art," and he instead would sing, "How Great I Am." I am certain that God will want to discuss that with him someday.