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onager

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Sun Aug 26, 2012, 06:31 PM Aug 2012

Cracked - 5 Theme Parks Where Childhood Goes to Die

#5. Holy Land Experience, With Crucifixion

While the parades at Disney World, just a few streets over, consist of fireworks, floats and the promise of some candy thrown into the crowd, this one consists of one limping man tied to a plank of wood and the promise of some blood splattering into the crowd.

The culmination of the whole thing, of course, is the mascot being hung from a cross and slowly dying.

Does anyone else think crucifixion sounds a lot better than sweating balls in that mouse suit all day?


The Asian "hell" theme parks are pretty weird too.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19959_5-theme-parks-where-childhood-goes-to-die_p1.html
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Cracked - 5 Theme Parks Where Childhood Goes to Die (Original Post) onager Aug 2012 OP
Now, THAT's a family vacation! progressoid Aug 2012 #1
Now, that's what I call style... Ron Obvious Aug 2012 #2
I didn't realize there were many Jews in Korea. Curmudgeoness Aug 2012 #4
Black ones no less n/t Ron Obvious Aug 2012 #6
I TOLD you the Fundamentalists were right! brooklynite Aug 2012 #3
Wait wait wait........ I heard Latin. dimbear Aug 2012 #5
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