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Footprints in the sand (Original Post)
pokerfan
Sep 2012
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yellerpup
(12,253 posts)1. I'm crying.
Got me!
FiveGoodMen
(20,018 posts)2. I liked the Ellen DeGeneres version
"those places with only one set of footprints? That's when I was on your back"
kdmorris
(5,649 posts)3. ROFL!!!
I wasn't expecting that
frogmarch
(12,153 posts)4. snortle! LOL
good
good
Rob H.
(5,351 posts)7. Reminds me a little of this:
"It Was Then That I Carried You vs. Bullshit, Jesus, Those Are Obviously My Footprints" from The Onion. (The whole thing is worth a read.)
Point
It Was Then That I Carried You
By Jesus Christ
One night, Jim, you had a dream. You dreamed you were walking along the beach with Me. Across the sky flashed scenes from your life. For each scene, you noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; one belonging to you, and the other to Me. When the last scene of your life flashed before you, you looked back at the footprints in the sand. You noticed that many times along the path of your life there was only one set of footprints. You also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in your life. This bothered you, and you questioned Me about it. "Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you, you would walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me." I replied, "My precious, precious child. I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."
____
Counterpoint
Bullshit, Jesus, Those Are Obviously My Footprints
By Jim Steinhauer
(snip)
See the footprints at the time of my divorce? You'll notice that the sandaled footprints drift off from the docksider ones. They lead to that picnic bench over there, the one with the cigarette butts scattered all over. It appears that in my darkest hour, instead of carrying me, you sat on a stump and had a couple of smokes. Real helpful, Jesus. Real helpful.
Sure, the sandal footprints came back when I got that big job promotion, but right at the point where my son Tommy died, they veer off again. Actually, now that I look again, it seems like there's an unusually large distance between each of the sandal-wearer's footprints around the time of my son's death, as if the person were actually running away.
(snip)
So thanks, Jesus. Thanks a bunch. You were really there for me when things got tough. Asshole.
It Was Then That I Carried You
By Jesus Christ
One night, Jim, you had a dream. You dreamed you were walking along the beach with Me. Across the sky flashed scenes from your life. For each scene, you noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; one belonging to you, and the other to Me. When the last scene of your life flashed before you, you looked back at the footprints in the sand. You noticed that many times along the path of your life there was only one set of footprints. You also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in your life. This bothered you, and you questioned Me about it. "Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you, you would walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me." I replied, "My precious, precious child. I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."
____
Counterpoint
Bullshit, Jesus, Those Are Obviously My Footprints
By Jim Steinhauer
(snip)
See the footprints at the time of my divorce? You'll notice that the sandaled footprints drift off from the docksider ones. They lead to that picnic bench over there, the one with the cigarette butts scattered all over. It appears that in my darkest hour, instead of carrying me, you sat on a stump and had a couple of smokes. Real helpful, Jesus. Real helpful.
Sure, the sandal footprints came back when I got that big job promotion, but right at the point where my son Tommy died, they veer off again. Actually, now that I look again, it seems like there's an unusually large distance between each of the sandal-wearer's footprints around the time of my son's death, as if the person were actually running away.
(snip)
So thanks, Jesus. Thanks a bunch. You were really there for me when things got tough. Asshole.
Full article here: http://www.theonion.com/articles/it-was-then-that-i-carried-you-vs-bullshit-jesus-t,11542
You're welcome.