"Love me or I will hurt you for ever and ever."

and it's a deemed a toxic relationship. I guess the believers don't believe they deserve better.

Grounds for a restraining order, no?

Or something.

That saying never made any sense to me.

I remember the first time in my teens reading a book where a person said "I'm a god fearing person", and I thought "wait, so you're an atheist who fears what God will do to you if he's real for not worshiping him? But you've been described as a very religious Christian up until now, so why would you fear the god you worship, aren't you supposed to love him".

then you won't go to hell?

you go to fake hell!

(...there is no hell...so no matter what you do, you're not going to hell...so...)

Yes! That is exactly correct. If you believe in a fake god, you won't go to hell.

Sexy shiny happy well scrubbed girl with a bible looks into your eyes with a come hither look....

Now you too can win the heart (and crotch, because let's not kid ourselves. We know what you really want) of a gorgeous girl!
Our (fundy misogynistic) church is full of hotties like this just waiting to meet you!!!!!!
You'll think you died and went to Heaven!!!!(tm)





Women are second (or worse) class people to the CONservative cult, but nice to know if we're hawt, we're useful-- under the right circumstances.

"I don't want to, but I will."