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smokey nj

(43,853 posts) Wed Mar 6, 2013, 12:14 PM Mar 2013

Poll: 99% Of Human Beings Would Prefer Big, Slobbery Hound Dog Pope

WASHINGTON—Ahead of the College of Cardinals’ upcoming conclave to select a new pope, a Gallup poll conducted this week found that 99 percent of the global population would prefer that the next head of the Roman Catholic Church be a large, slobbery hound dog with big, saggy jowls.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/poll-99-of-human-beings-would-prefer-big-slobbery,31537/

I'm proud to be one of the 99%!

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Poll: 99% Of Human Beings Would Prefer Big, Slobbery Hound Dog Pope (Original Post) smokey nj Mar 2013 OP

Last line is just Onion gold Goblinmonger Mar 2013 #1

It was my favorite part. smokey nj Mar 2013 #2

LOL! HuckleB Mar 2013 #3

Who's a good popie? progressoid Mar 2013 #4

awwwwww Phillip McCleod Mar 2013 #5

Now that's what I call dogma! muriel_volestrangler Mar 2013 #6

Woulda been nice if they had gone with a big slobbery dog, but they decided to go with another smokey nj Mar 2013 #7

Goblinmonger

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1. Last line is just Onion gold

Reply to smokey nj (Original post)

Wed Mar 6, 2013, 12:55 PM

Mar 2013

According to numerous reports and allegations, the only hound dog in contention for pope, Cardinal Bruiser, is believed to have sniffed the genitals of at least 32 minors.