Everybody will be there.
I hear they're having it in Texas this year.

I've got 4 on that list. Now what the hell is that guy supposed to be?

I'll be showin up at your hell fire barbecue! I think that guy's bringing the Hellfyre for us Demoncrats. I guess I'm bringing pot & gangbanging.LOL!

I'll bring the ice and the margaritas.

As my family says, "I'm going to hell on a full-paid scholarship" from the looks of his list.

Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?

Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.

[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]

Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

luke

Unless of course they're yuppie, biker, methodist cheese-makers, then they're screwed.

But especially blessed are the big-noses.

In fact, I find that downright refreshing, as well as the bit at the bottom warning the "saved" that they can't be assholes and still go to heaven.

It's got to be a Photoshop, though. Ordinary ranters just aren't that smart.

They have their own special heaven with grass eating lions and alligators kissing fishes.
Oh that's right, this is supposed to be hell.
They still can't come.
Scientologists either. They're weird and the Liars don't trust them.
I notice lawyers and stockbrokers aren't getting hellfire. Shame.

Demoncrat. Sounds like a SciFi movie.

Demoncrat followed by Mansquito

Why are adulteresses listed, but not adulterers? WTF.

Depending on how you interpret this, I could have up to 9 on the list. Example, I have been pretty drunk many times in my life, but I am not always drunk, nor do I drink often....so since I have been drunk, am I considered a drunk???? Or is that supposed to mean "alcoholic"?

And adulteresses? Is that just sex outside of marriage like some religious nuts think? Or do they consider that the first man you have sex with is your "husband" since you consummated the "marriage", so any other man you have sex with is adultery? Or is it having sex with a married man, even if you didn't know he was married and he was really the adulterer? Or is it just if I am married and have sex outside of marriage? I can't interpret all the possibilities.

Says something about the sign-writer, me thinks. (although it looks like a Photoshop job to me)

"Oh, look out, you Rock & Rollers"

Hop in. The more, the merrier.

Calvinists alone covers most of the protestant religions in the US. I hope this is a joke.

that it is photo-shopped. The text is too perfect too straight, too well aligned compared to the headline. Of course, I may just want to believe that.

They are partially obscured.

one bearded guy in a black shirt holding a repent sign. Sounds like hell to me.

They are probably the least offensive religion on the planet

Hey, the old blind squirrel axiom. Used car dealers and prosperity preachers.

All Conservative Republicans.

You, along with the Jehovah's Witness liberals and the Seventh Day Adventist liars need to do some serious fucking repenting. That is, unless you want to end up with the Satanist, abortionist, atheist gangs for all eternity.

(Seriously. Methodist rappers are the fucking worst.)