Atheists & Agnostics
Related: About this forumHey Guys! What do you think of this explaination....Do you think that the BIg Bang was really
that God Died and when he died that's when the big bang happened? And why can't Atheists get behind it because that TOTES MAGOTES explains why God doesn't get involved in our day to day lives and try to prove me wrong because you can't and this is totally what happened.
Oh yah Hey Guys! How about this mind-blowing esoteric view of the universe: When it thunders, it's really God playing bowling in his celestial bowling alley. I mean it makes sense. It's a rumbling and it sounds like bowling and the lightening is him making a Strike because at my bowling alley it doesn't really lightening when you get a strike it makes an "X" on the TV with the scores but that could be God's way of indicating a Strike bceause maybe they don't have TV scoring in heaven. And go ahead and try to prove me wrong because you can't because I don't believe in commas.
Oh oh oh and what about this one too: That when I close my eyes the world turns black which means the rest of the world goes away and oh what if we're all just virtual reality and God is the 1st player and we're just in a big game of the Sims and that totally makes sense and it's something that Atheists can get behind because I"m an Atheist and the bible doesn't say anything about us being a computer simulation so why not?
Maybe we could start teaching this idea in school, this idea I have that GENESIS is just a WRITTEN DESCRIPTON of Evolution and the big bang, and that the Bible WRiters from 2000 years ago really understood cosmology more than they let on and and even though they thought leprosy was a plague for being evil, they TOTTTTEEEESSS MAGOOOTEEESS understood space-time continum and that when Genesis said 'lt there be light" it was really referring to the creation of the stars and when it talked about the firmament THAT MEANT THE EARTH and it totally makes sense in this beautiful way so I think that's something that Atheists could get behind because it's a completely nonsense theory that makes atheists look like boobs
PROVE ME WRONG
deucemagnet
(4,549 posts)but what if ONE God came to Earth and sacrificed himself so that all life on Earth could come into being? It makes perfect sense! It must be true!
Oh wait, no. It's the first scene from Prometheus. Sorry.
Heddi
(18,312 posts)? HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES
deucemagnet
(4,549 posts)Heddi
(18,312 posts)I've been pretty stoned. I've never been that stoned. That's the level of Stonage that = comatose
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Heddi
(18,312 posts)when I was little I was told that sulfery smell in the air was from the Paper Mill.
now I know it's God's butt
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)and I am hysterically laughing. My cat god thinks I'm crazy.
deucemagnet
(4,549 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)Pull my finger.
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)I prove you wrong easily. How could God have spoken to Moses, and Noah, and hell, everyone in the Bible, but not us, if He was DEAD? You have to come up with a better one than this. Explain it. And what's more, how could He have sent his son to save our asses from our sins if He was DEAD?
On the other hand, if someone were to say that they thought that God died at the Big Bang, I might be interested in hearing about it. Few believers are willing to say that God is dead. That would be fun.
Heddi
(18,312 posts)There's someone kind of saying that same thing. Then they go into the "Here, let me use multisyllabic words to prove my intellectual intellect to you, weakling" sprinkiled with a hefty dose of "oh yeah? You don't agree? PROVE ME WRONG?"
so tiresome. I really wish there'd be an age restriction here. 15 year olds flexing their debating skills is just...eh.. been there done that
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)Although I was sure that your post had something to do with doings there, I just cannot stomach it. Right now, I am in a good mood, and I am not that interested in trite arguments over there. Maybe tomorrow I will check it out.
Heddi
(18,312 posts)It'l make my fingers greasy, which makes it hard to type, which makes my arguments come out all slippery. So I'm just gonna go look at cat pictures.
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/curmudgeoness/5971970024|" width="500" height="375" alt="Sammy playing"></a>
LostOne4Ever
(9,290 posts)God is a monkey chained to a keyboard and computer randomly pushing buttons.
As for that particular thread you are referencing....I have too big of a headache to deal with that atm.
defacto7
(13,485 posts)deism... plus a lot of extra cosmological bits and pieces. It must be the truth of truths.
TxDemChem
(1,918 posts)I'm down for the FSM creation story. Lol they're all so creative!
Warren Stupidity
(48,181 posts)"pokemon" for "god". I can't figure out why.
Act_of_Reparation
(9,116 posts)when I snuck into the kitchen at 3:00 AM and tried to pull a tub of moose tracks ice cream out of a over-stuffed freezer without waking my wife. My mission was a failure.