Atheists & Agnostics
Related: About this forumAtheists, do you personally beat your spouses and eat babies? I'm just asking the questions everyone
wants to know.
Atheists, do you routinely take thousands of other Atheists into remote countries, decimate their land, and hold access to food and water and shelter unless the indigenous tribes convert to Atheism?
Atheists, do you routinely go door-to-door in neighborhoods, knocking on doors early on Saturday mornings, inviting people to let you into their homes so that you can spread the word of Atheism?
Atheists, do you and your fellow Atheists support the wholesale murder of doctors who don't perform abortions, or publishing the names of women who didn't get abortions?
Mr.Bill
(24,284 posts)I say you'll know we have forced our agenda on you when:
When it says There Is No God on your money.
When a pledge, which we force on children in our schools does not say we are under god.
When we knock on you doors to talk you into giving up your god.
Warren Stupidity
(48,181 posts)But they are vegan bunnies.
muriel_volestrangler
(101,311 posts)http://albc-usa.org/cpl/rabbits.html
JNelson6563
(28,151 posts)Just doing my part.
Julie
ChairmanAgnostic
(28,017 posts)theHandpuppet
(19,964 posts)Haven't had one of those in ages.
Goblinmonger
(22,340 posts)(and especially those of you from Religion that are lurking here need to know this ) need to really meet a militant atheist. Or they need to go to reddit for a little bit. Because they have no clue. No. Fucking. Clue.
Heddi
(18,312 posts)They would kick back their heels and laugh their assess off at the idea of any person here, individually or collectively, being referred to as "militant" because of a dislike of religion, or not wanting IN GOD WE TRUST on a dollar bill. These folks are hard-core nihlists and would take a big fucking shit on ALL of our heads for even calling ourselves Atheists BECAUSE we don't burn down churches and harass people attending funerals. Which is what they do. And they're awful people, but they exist.
It's like suggesting that all vegetarians/vegans are ALF/ELF members. Lets see...one group doesn't eat meat or meat products. The other doesn't eat meat or meat products and also spend a great deal of time burning down laboratories and new construction housing projects that kills people. Hmmm...yep. both the same.
fucking idiots
Warren Stupidity
(48,181 posts)They had good reasons for militant anti-theist policies. The Catholic Church was in cahoots with the fascists.
TxDemChem
(1,918 posts)Believers get on my nerves with that nonsense.
pokerfan
(27,677 posts)Not since I heard they were high in cholesterol.
Warren Stupidity
(48,181 posts)ChairmanAgnostic
(28,017 posts)It is impotent.
EvolveOrConvolve
(6,452 posts)Otherwise it's bad, bad, bad.
JoeyT
(6,785 posts)I wouldn't, but I've never been called on it, so I don't see any reason to stop.
kdmorris
(5,649 posts)Even I have standards {grin}
LostOne4Ever
(9,288 posts)Thanks for the suggestion!
AtheistCrusader
(33,982 posts)The red tobasco, or the green?
(The chipotle is for heathens only)
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)But I'm with you in spirit.
onager
(9,356 posts)Now that was funny!
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)Warn people before you post stuff like that, I just coughed up part of my lung.
theHandpuppet
(19,964 posts)Now I need a new cup of coffee.
AtheistCrusader
(33,982 posts)it's really just reducing them by 1 tenth, so it's not so bad, really. Like a haircut.
defacto7
(13,485 posts)Atheists make huge amounts of money in those television athiathons. Call in money and they will cast in demons and bring healing to all those who believe the least. Damn, those atheist preachers have huge palatial mansions that were blessings from Satan.
Jokerman
(3,518 posts)skepticscott
(13,029 posts)What atheists really mean when they talk about baby spinach and baby carrots.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)theHandpuppet
(19,964 posts)AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)That Bible tin would make a great box for my stash of chronic!
trotsky
(49,533 posts)A believer can express their religion and share their religious beliefs and whatnot, and it's all good.
If an atheist talks about religion and its flaws, ZOMGWTFBBQ why are you fucking proselytizing you fundie atheist?!?!
It's related to the double standard that a believer can be 100% sure a god exists, and that's just fine, but if an atheist is 100% sure that god doesn't exist, OH MAN what an extremist!
NeoGreen
(4,031 posts)... it is not only ZOMGWTFBBQ, it is "die you *&%$# terrorist for even thinking about atheism..."
http://www.democraticunderground.com/123023863
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)"I think we should shut up for all eternity because we will turn people off."
Goblinmonger
(22,340 posts)m-lekktor
(3,675 posts)jesus FUCKING christ!! this is why i don't think i want to particpate in that forum.
beam me up scottie
(57,349 posts)and are part of a growing religion known as Evangelical Atheism.
How come I didn't get the memo?
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)to make their flesh especially tender. That's just too cruel.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)but I do nibble on my 9 month old granddaughter's ear- it makes her laugh
Warren Stupidity
(48,181 posts)Does that count?
edhopper
(33,575 posts)Christian evangelizer every time I question anybody's religious beliefs.
Or so I've been told.