How to Serve Humans.



Best ending ever.

last year. He about died. Then he put it on the shelf and forgot about it :-/

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The Most Boring Place In The Universe.

Are those gay rainbows I see?

...in my head.

It would be really, really nice (for me) if it was a real place, not just a fantasy.

Of course, in my world we would have apple pie for breakfast EVERY morning.



I like pie

for eternity, it would have to get old. Watch what you wish for. One day, you will want to puke looking at apple pie one more time, and would sell your soul for cherry pie.

... I love all pies...including, but not limited too:
Apple crisp
Apple crumble
Apple pie (hmmm...pie...)
Australian and New Zealand meat pie
Bacon and egg pie
Bakewell tart
Banana Cream Pie
Banoffee pie
Bean pie
Bedfordshire clanger
Bisteeya
Black bun
Blackberry pie
Blueberry pie
Bob Andy pie
Bougatsa
Boysenberry
Bridie
Buko pie
Bumbleberry pie
Bundevara
Burek
Butter pie
Butter tart
Buttermilk pie
Cantaloupe pie
Caramel tart
Cheesecake
Cheese pie
Cherry pie
Chess pie
Chicken and mushroom pie
Chinese pie
Pâté chinois
Coconut Cream Pie
Cookie Cake Pie
Corned beef pie
Cottage pie
Shepherd's pie
Coulibiac
Cumberland pie
Curry pie
Curry puff
Custard tart
Derby pie
Egg tart
Empanada
Fish pie
Fisherman's Pie
Flan
Flapper pie
Fleischkuekle
Fried pie
Gibanica
Green grape pie
Homity pie
Hornazo
Jamaican patty
Kalakukko
Karelian pasties
Key lime pie
Khachapuri
Killie pie
Knish
Kothropita
Kuchen
Lemon ice box pie
Lemon meringue pie
Manchester tart
Meat and potato pie
Meat pie
Melton Mowbray pork pie
Mince pie
Minui pie
Mississippi mud pie
Natchitoches meat pie
Neapolitan cake pie
Neapolitan pie
Öçpoçmaq
Pastilla
bastilla
Pasty
Peach pie
Pecan pie
Pie a la mode
Pirozhki
pirozhok, piroshki
Pizza Pie
Pork pie
Pot pie
Pumpkin pie
Pirog
Qumeshtore me pete
Quiche
Raisin pie
Rappie Pie
Raspberry pie
Razzleberry Pie
Red velvet cake pie
Red velvet cheesecake pie
Rhubarb pie
Sambusac
Saskatoonberry pie
Scotch pie
Sea-pie
Cipaille
Sfiha
Shepherd's Pie
Shoofly pie
Spanakopita
spinach pie
Stargazy pie
Steak and kidney pie
Steak pie
Strawberry pie
Strawberry rhubarb pie
St. Stephen's Day pie
Sugar pie
Sweet potato pie
Tarta de Santiago
Tiropita
Greek Cheese pie
Torta caprese
Tourtière
Treacle tart
Vlaai
Watalappam
Woolton pie
Zelnik

My Piety knows no bounds

...(takes bow)

No one can like that many different pies.

No one normal, anyway.

...who said anything about normal?

And...(in a slightly petulant and mildly prideful voice)... I said "love" not "like".


Love the Heretic, sqoosh the Tic...

OK.....fine.