was "NO! FUCK NO, you vile blasphemer….you are going DOWN!"

On the other hand, all the frigid homeless were likely helped by the massive prayer efforts, so I take comfort in their uplifting.

Apparently Jehovah has a lot more patience than some of the tolerance-mongers on those other boards.

Apparently my prayers that the apartment complex's handyman get off his ass and salt the sidewalks went unheeded.

You are the salt of the earth. But if the salt loses its saltiness, how can it be made salty again? It is no longer good for anything, except to be thrown out and trampled underfoot.

Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice pull down your pants and slide on the ice .

this morning, with the temperature around zero and the mother fucking wind making it feel like something truly arctic....

















I felt absolutely no need to appeal to any magical imaginary being. I just did my best, plowed forward (literally not metaphorically) and managed to get there and back again.