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Heddi

(18,312 posts)
Sun Feb 22, 2015, 05:06 PM Feb 2015

***Friendly Advice From Your Local Atheist Nurse***

Despite what other supposed professionals state, it is NOT OKAY, I repeat IT IS NOT OKAY to have a stranger suck the blood from your weeping wounds.

The tongue, lips, and mouth are NEVER to be used as a tourniquetting device or in place of gauze or band-aids.

I know there may be some confusion about this, as numerous medical professionals have stated that there is NO DIFFERENCE between sucking your OWN blood off your OWN finger with your OWN mouth, and having some herpes-laden STRANGER suck YOUR blood off YOUR finger with HIS mouth.

THIS IS NOT OKAY.

Just want to clear up any confusion that may lie in whether or not it's okay to lick strangers open wounds, or have strangers lick yours. IT IS NOT.

You may now continue to your regularly scheduled baby-roasting

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***Friendly Advice From Your Local Atheist Nurse*** (Original Post) Heddi Feb 2015 OP
Corollary: It is not OK to let your dog lick your wounds clean Warpy Feb 2015 #1
What is the point of having the dog lick your dirty plates... rexcat Feb 2015 #23
The dog is usually more determined to get the solid morsels than the dishwasher is, and it AtheistCrusader Feb 2015 #29
The issue is not about health Cartoonist Feb 2015 #2
Well, it is about health when supposed health professionals are giving this the A-Ok Heddi Feb 2015 #3
Once a pariah always a pariah apparently, who gives a shit if your a proven right? (nt) LostOne4Ever Feb 2015 #9
Oh the Protectors Of the Interfaithful are going to be very upset Warren Stupidity Feb 2015 #4
only if the dogs have herpes Heddi Feb 2015 #5
I can only pray that they pray for me Heddi Feb 2015 #6
If you strip the religious cloak off of it ... LiberalAndProud Feb 2015 #7
But they're NEGOTIATING Heddi. Act_of_Reparation Feb 2015 #8
And that's the most mind-blowing thing. trotsky Feb 2015 #10
If doctors were caught doing this, there'd be no fucking "negotiation". Act_of_Reparation Feb 2015 #12
More religious insanity. It reminds me of something good I read recently, mr blur Feb 2015 #11
There are so many people who need to read that. trotsky Feb 2015 #16
Reminds me of a famous sci-story, I think... onager Feb 2015 #18
Ahhhhhh.... the elegant past! AlbertCat Feb 2015 #31
But doesn't the correct incantation bvf Feb 2015 #13
This post made me look Curmudgeoness Feb 2015 #14
Holy insanity, Batman! Stuckinthebush Feb 2015 #15
Yes, folks were offended by the thread title. trotsky Feb 2015 #17
Advice not friendly. I want a refund. onager Feb 2015 #19
I love reading threads in this group ! JDDavis Feb 2015 #20
This message was self-deleted by its author Pacifist Patriot Feb 2015 #21
Unless you want to puke about your newborn infant being exposed to JDDavis Feb 2015 #22
This message was self-deleted by its author Pacifist Patriot Feb 2015 #24
Smart thinking. trotsky Feb 2015 #25
My first thought was if religion wasn't involved, woodsprite Feb 2015 #26
You bet they would. trotsky Feb 2015 #28
Eww. JNelson6563 Feb 2015 #27
If someone tried to do this to my child, there would be murder. AtheistCrusader Feb 2015 #30
Well...there goes my plans for Friday night. Fuck. n/t A HERETIC I AM Feb 2015 #32

Warpy

(111,277 posts)
1. Corollary: It is not OK to let your dog lick your wounds clean
Sun Feb 22, 2015, 05:09 PM
Feb 2015

even though he does such a great job on the dirty dishes before they go into the dishwasher. You are not immune to the pathogens in Doggie's mouth, either, especially since his favorite candy comes out of the cat's litter box.


(Nurses see it all)

rexcat

(3,622 posts)
23. What is the point of having the dog lick your dirty plates...
Mon Feb 23, 2015, 06:49 PM
Feb 2015

"clean" if you then have to place them in the dishwasher?

AtheistCrusader

(33,982 posts)
29. The dog is usually more determined to get the solid morsels than the dishwasher is, and it
Tue Feb 24, 2015, 06:18 PM
Feb 2015

has better search algorithms to boot.

Cartoonist

(7,317 posts)
2. The issue is not about health
Sun Feb 22, 2015, 05:11 PM
Feb 2015

It's about religion. Good luck dealing with that. Especially with our corrupt Supreme Hobby Court.

Heddi

(18,312 posts)
3. Well, it is about health when supposed health professionals are giving this the A-Ok
Sun Feb 22, 2015, 05:12 PM
Feb 2015

because apparently Ignaz Semmelweis was just a figment of our imagination and Microbiology is unsettled science of woo

 

Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)
4. Oh the Protectors Of the Interfaithful are going to be very upset
Sun Feb 22, 2015, 05:22 PM
Feb 2015

at your mockery. There may be an entire subreddit about this. Oh wait, we don't have subreddits. Well anyway, this sort of badz mockers is unforgivable. Plus where are the gotes?

Speaking of which, I've heard some rumors that dog tongues are actually excellent disinfectants, despite having recently been licking some other dogs butt, or having been involved in communal turd munching. So should we train dogs for this service?

Heddi

(18,312 posts)
6. I can only pray that they pray for me
Sun Feb 22, 2015, 05:31 PM
Feb 2015

to see the light and rethink my position on sanitation practices and start using my tongue as an integral tool in my Wound Change toolbox

LiberalAndProud

(12,799 posts)
7. If you strip the religious cloak off of it ...
Sun Feb 22, 2015, 05:53 PM
Feb 2015

Naked of sanctified tradition, it's just perverted. In a bad way.

Act_of_Reparation

(9,116 posts)
8. But they're NEGOTIATING Heddi.
Sun Feb 22, 2015, 06:24 PM
Feb 2015

A bunch of not-doctors are sitting down in a room with a bunch of other not-doctors. I'm sure they'll find an amicable middle between following aseptic technique and not following aseptic technique.

Jesus Christ... the stupid... it hurts.

trotsky

(49,533 posts)
10. And that's the most mind-blowing thing.
Sun Feb 22, 2015, 07:11 PM
Feb 2015

The only reason this isn't just outright banned and people locked up for doing it is because of the special privilege of religion.

Act_of_Reparation

(9,116 posts)
12. If doctors were caught doing this, there'd be no fucking "negotiation".
Sun Feb 22, 2015, 08:03 PM
Feb 2015

Heads would roll. End of story.

And if you read the story, you'll find what these not-doctors have thus far formulated isn't really all that great. They're talking about informing people of the risks beforehand, and maybe working with diagnostic laboratories to find fault should terrible things happen. In neither case is the safety of the child improved in any meaningful way.

A bunch of bullshitters are painting the walls with their excrement, and the "progressives" here are calling it art.

 

mr blur

(7,753 posts)
11. More religious insanity. It reminds me of something good I read recently,
Sun Feb 22, 2015, 07:29 PM
Feb 2015

in which the notion of "authenticity" is examined to explain why people can be so dumb in their anti-science-back-to-nature bullshit that "we are caught in the grip of a fierce nostalgia, where the thought of contracting a disease like the measles is not something to be feared, but to be welcomed as a sign of our profound connection to nature."

The parallels with religion and "faith" are obvious.

A good read:

http://ottawacitizen.com/opinion/columnists/potter-the-rise-of-neoprimitivism

onager

(9,356 posts)
18. Reminds me of a famous sci-story, I think...
Mon Feb 23, 2015, 02:19 PM
Feb 2015

I only vaguely remember it, so someone else may correct me. And it might have been an episode of "Twilight Zone" or something.

Anyway, the plot:

1. Rich guy hates modern America, loves the idea of Old West America. When men were men etc.
2. Hires a physicist to send him back in time. Goes to sleep...
3. Wakes on a train in the Old West. Horrified to find himself surrounded by filthy unwashed people who stink. Gets to town, must wade to hotel thru mud and horse shit. Hotel overrun with vermin etc. So the good old days are not so good, and getting worse...
4. Guy gets minor cut, which gets infected. Dies because antibiotics haven't been invented yet.

 

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)
31. Ahhhhhh.... the elegant past!
Tue Feb 24, 2015, 11:03 PM
Feb 2015

Like the 18th century.... all that silk and gold, lace and jewels! So beautiful....

But Marie Antoinette may look amazing in her portraits....

But she probably has lice....her bed has bed bugs..... she's covered in scented powder and perfume because they don't bathe in winter (for good reasons actually) There are no indoor bathrooms at Versailles so the lords and ladies "caught short" are peeing in the potted pants and under the stairs...

The reality is ghastly.



( I often get "why don't they bathe?". Well think about: 1st you have to draw water from a well and carry it up to the house. Then you have to build a fire to heat it. Now, after your bath, there you are soaking wet in a house without heat and pneumonia can kill you. So...yes they do bathe in summer. And even in winter maybe once or twice....if you're wealthy enough to have all those servants you need to get the bath ready.)

 

bvf

(6,604 posts)
13. But doesn't the correct incantation
Sun Feb 22, 2015, 08:11 PM
Feb 2015

guard against any danger? That's what I've hea--

Mmm... roast baby!

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)
14. This post made me look
Sun Feb 22, 2015, 08:25 PM
Feb 2015

at that other group to figure out WTF was going on. Oh My God.

May I take this a step further and suggest that even using your own mouth to suck your own blood off you own finger isn't the smartest move. Sure, you can do it and not get an infection. But you never know what bacteria came into your mouth with that piece of lettuce that has been stuck between your teeth for who knows how long. Just don't do it, folks.

I am shocked and disgusted by this whole thing, and I agree that there would be no question on this practice except that it is all about Bronze Age/Iron Age tradition. Basically....religion.

Stuckinthebush

(10,845 posts)
15. Holy insanity, Batman!
Mon Feb 23, 2015, 11:35 AM
Feb 2015

I had no idea what this thread was about and then took a waltz over there. The first post to the thread was about being offended by the thread title. Wow. Just....wow.

trotsky

(49,533 posts)
17. Yes, folks were offended by the thread title.
Mon Feb 23, 2015, 01:31 PM
Feb 2015

Giving babies infectious diseases for absolutely no reason, meh, not so much.

Just another day in the DU Religion group. No defense of religion is too extreme. No criticism of religion is too mild.

onager

(9,356 posts)
19. Advice not friendly. I want a refund.
Mon Feb 23, 2015, 03:53 PM
Feb 2015

You're not even expert in Jewish religious/medical practices. If unhealthy all Jewish people would have died out centuries ago. HA! Checkmate atheist!

Also, this is exactly how pogroms started. Learned that from noted theologian Basil Fawlty.

Double-also, can a mohel do something about this wrinkly and useless appendage...

 

JDDavis

(725 posts)
20. I love reading threads in this group !
Mon Feb 23, 2015, 04:52 PM
Feb 2015

I learn a lot of medical science that some religions don't want us to pay attention to.

I cannot imagine any progressive apologist for religion excusing this bronze age practice, but I went "over there", and I saw it in black and white on my computer screen.

We are terrible terrible people, us atheists, for having an "agenda" against religious traditions and in favor of human infant health. Horrible people we atheists must be.

Response to Heddi (Original post)

 

JDDavis

(725 posts)
22. Unless you want to puke about your newborn infant being exposed to
Mon Feb 23, 2015, 06:33 PM
Feb 2015

all sorts of illnesses because of a religious practice that dates from 3000 years ago or more.

Don't bother to visit that "other" place that talks about religion.

Some strange people there want to allow this to continue, because... religious tradition.

Response to JDDavis (Reply #22)

trotsky

(49,533 posts)
25. Smart thinking.
Tue Feb 24, 2015, 09:50 AM
Feb 2015

The folks whose knee-jerk action is always to excuse a religious practice, no matter how atrocious, really outdid themselves on that thread.

woodsprite

(11,916 posts)
26. My first thought was if religion wasn't involved,
Tue Feb 24, 2015, 12:41 PM
Feb 2015

wouldn't they lock the guy up and make him register as a 'sex offender'?

trotsky

(49,533 posts)
28. You bet they would.
Tue Feb 24, 2015, 05:13 PM
Feb 2015

He should also be charged with reckless endangerment.

But no, because religion.

AtheistCrusader

(33,982 posts)
30. If someone tried to do this to my child, there would be murder.
Tue Feb 24, 2015, 06:24 PM
Feb 2015

I mean, dead right there. Room temp. Ceased to be.
There is no limit to the amount of force I would employ to halt that kind of assault.


Boggles my mind that there are parents that would inflict it on their child willingly. I don't get it. Boggled.

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