My Prayer For Nepal
Some people think that praying yields results, so here goes:
Dear God Almighty, creator of Earth in 7 days.
The plate tectonics you devised worked perfectly.
You managed to kill 2,000 people this time.
I pray you don't kill any more.
I pray the ones you only injured get better.
I pray next time that you give us a little warning.
Oh, and was this because of that gay thing or that abortion thing?
Are we praying to the right God?
Can you come down and clear that up for us?
There are so many to chose from, it's hard to tell.
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Stop picking on God, he can't help it if he's a psychotic mass murderer! He's just acting out because he was traumatized as a child.
Far better to condescend and treat them like children who are incapable of functioning otherwise. THAT'S the more respectful thing to do.
I will never understand that.
But some will be blessed and have miraculous rescues?
Or is God killing the good people so they can live with him in the sky?
I get so confused.
I mean, sure, God is Omnipotent and didn't have to create Satan in the first place and also should be able to kick Satan's ass at any time, being Omnipotent and all, but if we have learned one thing, it is this:
God.Is.Never.To.Blame.For.Anything.
But.Please.Praise.Him.For.All.Good.Things.
Amen
