.. for atrocious puns.

No beer volcano for you.

Ha.

Feeling less cheeky now, aren't you?

At least I'll have all-I-can-eat breadsticks while I roast for eternity.

I'm getting impatient!

Ramen

A future ne'er do well from the looks of it.

...where's our ship?

The SS-Ramen...where the vermin are in charge...



Arrghhhh!

"vermincelli."

...r'us...





So how would a vermin/vermincelli hierarchy look?

As in a philosophical discussion and spontaneous-generation debate on which came first?

Making good pasta is a slow process.

Time is on our side:


the Holy Spaghetti is eternal.

It reminds us that the Holy Spaghetti Monster was eaten for our sins.

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]It possible we were just forgotten.

That said, I have been hesitant to post in this thread because I don't want to possibly offend the admins in any possible way.[/font]

Like a modern martyr, I would suffer death for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

And one day, I would become Saint Yorktown.

To see Hillary in NYC. They may be running a little behind

*chortle

We have cookies!

They are so pure....made of konjac flour, they have no carbs and no calories...and plenty
of soluble fiber that may help absolve us of our sins.

And the name....Miracle Noodles....it must mean SOMETHING!!!!!

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I am going to post this separately because Miracle Noodles deserve their own thread...