Atheists & Agnostics

progressoid

(49,990 posts) Mon Feb 27, 2012, 01:48 PM Feb 2012

I just found out that my wife and I had a three-way with God. Twice!

According to this enlightened LTTE I read in USA Today:

A more elevated view is that a pregnancy is the result of a man and a woman cooperating with God in the unfathomable process of creating another living being — a child in God's family, as well as theirs. It is a marvelous and transcendent three-way transaction in which fathers should have equal say and political leaders none.

David Sizemore; Pine Bluff, Ark.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/letters/story/2012-02-22/abortion-debate-robocalls/53211784/1

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I just found out that my wife and I had a three-way with God. Twice! (Original Post) progressoid Feb 2012 OP

It's annoying when you don't get credit for your good work ... zbdent Feb 2012 #1

Well, maybe it wasn't all that good. progressoid Mar 2012 #11

I just called it "wild monkey sex". HopeHoops Feb 2012 #2

Couple of weeks ago, Colbert had a great bit pokerfan Feb 2012 #3

Haahahaha! I missed that one. progressoid Feb 2012 #4

I can't wrap my head around that with Colbert. Arugula Latte Feb 2012 #5

I know. progressoid Feb 2012 #6

Me too dropkickpa Feb 2012 #7

I hear he moves in mysterious ways. mr blur Feb 2012 #8

Haha ForeverLiberal Mar 2012 #9

Welcome to our humble home ForeverLiberal! progressoid Mar 2012 #10

Hey, welcome to DU! EvolveOrConvolve Mar 2012 #12

Kick laconicsax Mar 2012 #13

zbdent

(35,392 posts)

1. It's annoying when you don't get credit for your good work ...

Reply to progressoid (Original post)

Mon Feb 27, 2012, 02:06 PM

Feb 2012

what, with her screaming out somebody else's name ... "Oh god! Oh GOD! OH GOD!!!"

Um, my name's not "God" ...

progressoid

(49,990 posts)

11. Well, maybe it wasn't all that good.

Reply to zbdent (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 1, 2012, 01:31 AM

Mar 2012

There were a couple miscarriages too. Maybe I just wasn't performing to his satisfaction and he decided to leave. Thus causing the miscarriages.

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

2. I just called it "wild monkey sex".

Reply to progressoid (Original post)

Mon Feb 27, 2012, 02:20 PM

Feb 2012

pokerfan

(27,677 posts)

3. Couple of weeks ago, Colbert had a great bit

Reply to progressoid (Original post)

Mon Feb 27, 2012, 05:03 PM

Feb 2012

“You see to Catholics, sex isn’t two drunk strangers getting their freak on at closing time. It is the mystical union of two people inspired to create new physical life while God adds a soul in a divine and ineffably beautiful three-way. So when you use contraception, you are not only sinning, you are cock-blocking the Almighty! I’ve got God’s back on this one.”

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/02/15/colbert-using-contraception-means-you-are-c-k-blocking-god/

progressoid

(49,990 posts)

4. Haahahaha! I missed that one.

Reply to pokerfan (Reply #3)

Mon Feb 27, 2012, 05:22 PM

Feb 2012

I wonder what Colbert really thinks about his Catholicism. He mocks a lot of the mainstay rituals and beliefs while still being a "practicing" Catholic. I wonder where the parody ends and the reality begins.