So beer it is.

Although the bittersweet tears of people who epitomize the notion of "first world problems" would be a close second.

What happens when your state legalizes weed and your company is still pretending that it is an abomination?

three months after we moved it was legalized for recreational purposes. Still can get fired for a random, though. Legal to use apparently doesn't mean legal to use. Bunchabullshit if you ask me. Which you did. So I'm telling you.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2015/06/15/colorado-supreme-court-says-companies-can-fire-workers-for-using-medical-marijuana-in-their-off-hours/
Colorado Supreme Court says companies can fire workers for using medical marijuana in their off-hours

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/legally-high-legally-fired-for-pot-use

Legally high, legally fired for pot use

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/04/07/marijuana-pot-workplace-employers-hiring-jobs/7272467/
Legal pot becomes a touchy workplace issue

so the companies can use that. Get smashed drunk every night is fine, but no pot, not ever.

Every Night?

No one is testing for the 3 martini lunch..... with Klonopin.... are they?

Of course they don't actually need a reason in most states.

He drove a bus the last few years he worked. They were 10 drivers short and begged him to come back last season. Only if you sign a paper that I won't be drug tested, he said. We can't, they said. Then you don't need me, he said.

Because...beer.

whenever I get into vitriol and baiting, and I am busted, I whine. It is really the only thing to do.

to do something that makes me feel good instead of rotten.

to throw a tantrum. Next thing, you will be telling us that you meditate or something.

3.14159 slices.

These pi puns are... never-ending....

What else would go better with vitriol and baiting, Shirley Temples?

http://twitchy.com/2015/06/26/tweeters-compete-for-the-best-scalias-tears-cocktail-recipe/

..... just like Hillary!

Oh I'm sorry... Hillary's a "tough Mother". My mistake.

Pre 1964 cough syrup ,very rare and pricey .

My parents gave that to my sister and me all the time.

We never had a cough.... or could remember what we were watching on tv....

My parents were medical professionals y'know.

Tasted like thick turpentine.


My sister sent me a card a couple of years ago with a B&W snapshot of some kid in his underwear passed out in the corner. When you open it it says: "Has anyone seen the cough syrup?".

If I can find it, I'll scan it.

take a complete lack of humility along with my vitriol and baiting...