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progressoid

(49,999 posts)
Wed Oct 14, 2015, 07:33 PM Oct 2015

Just spent 2 minutes on Facebook and learned 2 things.

1. Obama banned pork in prisons. And Muslims ban pork. So that's more evidence that Obama is a Muslim/Islamist.

2. If chemo treatments made your hair fall out and it grew back even thicker, that's proof that GOD IS GREAT!





I need new friends.


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Just spent 2 minutes on Facebook and learned 2 things. (Original Post) progressoid Oct 2015 OP
You do. Warpy Oct 2015 #1
Well, technically these two aren't friends. They're family. progressoid Oct 2015 #10
Bring alcohol? Warpy Oct 2015 #11
Oh yeah, progressoid Oct 2015 #15
They're family. AlbertCat Oct 2015 #17
what I learned on facebook olddots Oct 2015 #2
Re hair: Would that be the same god that let them get cancer to begin with? n/t Binkie The Clown Oct 2015 #3
ssssssssshhhhhhhhh Goblinmonger Oct 2015 #7
What I learned from FAcebook is dixiegrrrrl Oct 2015 #4
Thanks! That's a new one for me. onager Oct 2015 #12
And if your hair doesn't grow back because the cancer kills you that's proof of what? beam me up scottie Oct 2015 #5
Proof that bunnies are fluffy. A HERETIC I AM Oct 2015 #8
Yes. beam me up scottie Oct 2015 #9
That God! Such a great guy! How thoughtful of him to inflict cancer on people! Arugula Latte Oct 2015 #6
He's testing us. Or, he moves in mysterious ways. Er...something. progressoid Oct 2015 #16
"I believe virtually everything I read... Jokerman Oct 2015 #13
David an Nigel were such great philosophers. progressoid Oct 2015 #14
These go to 11..... AlbertCat Oct 2015 #18
Does one wear these to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? progressoid Oct 2015 #19
I dunno.... AlbertCat Oct 2015 #20
I actually like those! Brainstormy Oct 2015 #21
So, when God gave you cancer, he really wanted to give you thicker hair? DetlefK Oct 2015 #22

Warpy

(111,360 posts)
1. You do.
Wed Oct 14, 2015, 07:39 PM
Oct 2015

1. Obama doesn't have the time to micromanage the kitchens of 50 state prison systems, let alone the power to do it.

2. Chemo makes the first hair growth curly but no thicker. Within 3 months, hair reverts to its pre chemo condition in most patients. Chemicals are responsible, not god.

Then unfriend and block. That's all.

progressoid

(49,999 posts)
10. Well, technically these two aren't friends. They're family.
Thu Oct 15, 2015, 01:17 AM
Oct 2015

I didn't unfriend, but I did un-follow. I won't see their posts. I will, however, see them next summer at a family reunion.

 

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)
17. They're family.
Thu Oct 15, 2015, 01:05 PM
Oct 2015

Family are merely a bunch of strangers you are forced to interact with.... even if you don't want to.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
4. What I learned from FAcebook is
Wed Oct 14, 2015, 08:49 PM
Oct 2015

the smoke alarms we put up have secret cameras/microphones to track us in our houses
and
when the Government is ready, they will release gases from them to kill us all in our homes.

I happen to think that is true, btw
'cause I read it on the internet!!!!!

onager

(9,356 posts)
12. Thanks! That's a new one for me.
Thu Oct 15, 2015, 08:56 AM
Oct 2015

And completely plausible, except for the part about the government killing off taxpayers.

I'd certainly believe the alarms will release a gas to knock us out temporarily. So we can be transported to the secret Muslim-feminist-gay re-education camps in Canada. Hey Minutemen of America! We don't need a wall to keep the Meskins out. We need a wall to protect us from those scheming semi-French mooseheads to the North! HELP!

 

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)
6. That God! Such a great guy! How thoughtful of him to inflict cancer on people!
Wed Oct 14, 2015, 09:11 PM
Oct 2015

I mean, great hair is worth any price, even death ... amIright?

Jokerman

(3,519 posts)
13. "I believe virtually everything I read...
Thu Oct 15, 2015, 09:04 AM
Oct 2015

and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn't believe anything."

-- David St. Hubbins

progressoid

(49,999 posts)
14. David an Nigel were such great philosophers.
Thu Oct 15, 2015, 11:24 AM
Oct 2015


David St. Hubbins: It's such a fine line between stupid, and uh...

Nigel Tufnel: Clever.

David St. Hubbins: Yeah, and clever.

DetlefK

(16,423 posts)
22. So, when God gave you cancer, he really wanted to give you thicker hair?
Fri Oct 16, 2015, 07:30 AM
Oct 2015

Isn't there a less convoluted method?

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