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uriel1972

(4,261 posts) Thu Dec 31, 2015, 12:06 PM Dec 2015

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A Blessed Feast of the Athiest Pig upon you...

What's up with all these blessed feasts over there?
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A Blessed Feast of the Athiest Pig upon you... (Original Post) uriel1972 Dec 2015 OP

They love to demonstrate how pious they are. Warren Stupidity Dec 2015 #1

Pious, my ass. Iggo Jan 2016 #12

God is great, you know. Goblinmonger Dec 2015 #2

It's the faith olympics. Synchronized Cowering is the main event. Freelancer Jan 2016 #14

This is one I could support. DavidDvorkin Dec 2015 #3

Naming all these obscure days that nobody celebrates edhopper Dec 2015 #4

shows how well versed you are and how much more you know than others. AlbertCat Jan 2016 #8

Those things edhopper Jan 2016 #10

And a Blessed Feast of the Holy Face of Jesus upon you! onager Dec 2015 #5

Where's Marys Magical Hymen? uriel1972 Jan 2016 #7

And Abraham's Troublesome Hemorrhoid? Arugula Latte Jan 2016 #11

We need a new one Cartoonist Dec 2015 #6

The feast of Adam's boner AlbertCat Jan 2016 #9

... Arugula Latte Jan 2016 #13

I had the annual Feast of Sauerkraut and Kielbasa for New Years awoke_in_2003 Jan 2016 #15

Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)

1. They love to demonstrate how pious they are.

Reply to uriel1972 (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 12:40 PM

Dec 2015

Iggo

(47,552 posts)

12. Pious, my ass.

Reply to Warren Stupidity (Reply #1)

Sun Jan 3, 2016, 07:42 PM

Jan 2016

It's just a list of the shit they observe about as often as we do.

Goblinmonger

(22,340 posts)

2. God is great, you know.

Reply to uriel1972 (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 01:53 PM

Dec 2015

Have to celebrate all the ways he loves us. Be cool if there were more days of cowering under the ways he hates us for not doing what he wants.

Freelancer

(2,107 posts)

14. It's the faith olympics. Synchronized Cowering is the main event.

Reply to Goblinmonger (Reply #2)

Fri Jan 8, 2016, 03:15 PM

Jan 2016

The German judge is particularly strict. An 8.7 is the highest score she's ever given.

DavidDvorkin

(19,477 posts)

3. This is one I could support.

Reply to uriel1972 (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 03:33 PM

Dec 2015

edhopper

(33,580 posts)

4. Naming all these obscure days that nobody celebrates

Reply to uriel1972 (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 03:36 PM

Dec 2015

shows how well versed you are and how much more you know than others.
Though we all could just Google it, if we cared.

Otherwise it would be posted in the Catholic Fortum.

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)

8. shows how well versed you are and how much more you know than others.

Reply to edhopper (Reply #4)

Sat Jan 2, 2016, 11:56 AM

Jan 2016

Yeah....

Like learning Klingon

or knowing all the realms of Middle Earth.

Oooooh....impressive!

edhopper

(33,580 posts)

10. Those things

Reply to AlbertCat (Reply #8)

Sat Jan 2, 2016, 12:46 PM

Jan 2016

are much more interesting and fun.

onager

(9,356 posts)

5. And a Blessed Feast of the Holy Face of Jesus upon you!

Reply to uriel1972 (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 07:28 PM

Dec 2015

Yes, that feast is a real thing. Invented by Pope Pius XII, a/k/a "Hitler's Pope."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Pius_XII

Don't know if any of Jesus' other body parts rate a Holy Feast. I do remember reading somewhere that in the Middle Ages, no fewer than 42 cathedrals claimed to possess the One and Only Gen=u-wine Foreskin of Jesus.

uriel1972

(4,261 posts)

7. Where's Marys Magical Hymen?

Reply to onager (Reply #5)

Fri Jan 1, 2016, 12:00 AM

Jan 2016

Enquiring minds want to know....

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

11. And Abraham's Troublesome Hemorrhoid?

Reply to uriel1972 (Reply #7)

Sat Jan 2, 2016, 03:39 PM

Jan 2016

Cartoonist

(7,316 posts)

6. We need a new one

Reply to uriel1972 (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 10:21 PM

Dec 2015

The feast of Adam's boner

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)

9. The feast of Adam's boner

Reply to Cartoonist (Reply #6)

Sat Jan 2, 2016, 11:58 AM

Jan 2016

Celebrated in Leather Bars all over the country.... weekly.... nightly...

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

13. ...

Reply to Cartoonist (Reply #6)

Thu Jan 7, 2016, 02:28 AM

Jan 2016

awoke_in_2003

(34,582 posts)

15. I had the annual Feast of Sauerkraut and Kielbasa for New Years

Reply to Cartoonist (Reply #6)

Sat Jan 9, 2016, 09:32 PM

Jan 2016

it was followed by the annual New Years Bathroom Fireworks display. It was not blessed at all.

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