Atheists & Agnostics

progressoid

(49,991 posts) Tue Mar 15, 2016, 11:35 PM Mar 2016

Yuck. Have you seen this schlock?

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Yuck. Have you seen this schlock? (Original Post) progressoid Mar 2016 OP

I'll be in line, right behind Mr. Squarepants to buy my ticket to see this inspirstional work. Hoppy Mar 2016 #1

So it was the tree that cured her! Cartoonist Mar 2016 #2

that DEAD tree.... AlbertCat Mar 2016 #5

"Miracles From Dead Trees." Ain't that a postmetal doomfuzz prog band? Iggo Mar 2016 #6

Ew... mr blur Mar 2016 #3

Oh, Jennifer Garner, how your star has fallen. trotsky Mar 2016 #4

Gee, Mommy. If I jump out of a tree and land on my head, do you think god'll cure me, too? Iggo Mar 2016 #7

Jesus told her that she would be cured Curmudgeoness Mar 2016 #8

Why not: "Jesus is an Asshole: God Inflicts Little Girl with Disease" Arugula Latte Mar 2016 #9

If there was a god he wouldn't allow movies like that to be made.. beam me up scottie Mar 2016 #10

Hoppy

(3,595 posts)

1. I'll be in line, right behind Mr. Squarepants to buy my ticket to see this inspirstional work.

Reply to progressoid (Original post)

Tue Mar 15, 2016, 11:43 PM

Mar 2016

Cartoonist

(7,317 posts)

2. So it was the tree that cured her!

Reply to progressoid (Original post)

Wed Mar 16, 2016, 07:24 AM

Mar 2016

I've always loved trees. They clean the air. They give us shelter. They feed us. We even get medicines from them. And now, one of them has saved the life of a little girl.

God didn't even make an appearance in the trailer.

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)

5. that DEAD tree....

Reply to Cartoonist (Reply #2)

Wed Mar 16, 2016, 12:58 PM

Mar 2016

..... that their stupid parents let them play in.

And the "she fell...and it cured her" of what?????? "the condition"?

Maybe they should have just gone to a chiropractor.

Maybe it should be called "Miracles From Dead Trees".