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Unbelievably Messed-Up Bible Stories: Noah's Ark (Original Post) sakabatou Mar 2012 OP
Somebody scored a dime bag. HopeHoops Mar 2012 #1
Global flooding hysteria! Curmudgeoness Mar 2012 #2
If God wanted to impress us, He would heal an amputee... Yavapai Mar 2012 #4
Lizards!!! Ah, that we could be reptiles! Curmudgeoness Mar 2012 #5
The Bible answer is actually a little strange. dimbear Mar 2012 #6
that was bloody fantastic! n/t Soylent Brice Mar 2012 #3
So good! AlbertCat Mar 2012 #7
Yeah, the "Vote Republican" had me roaring with laughter. sakabatou Mar 2012 #8

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)
2. Global flooding hysteria!
Sat Mar 24, 2012, 02:16 PM
Mar 2012

Stories like that always make me wonder----how much worse could it have been then? But maybe god just got bored with us on earth and stopped paying any attention eons ago. That must be it---like a broken toy from childhood. That explains so much, like why we don't have all those miracles and god coming down to visit anymore, and all the unanswered prayers.

Yep, he has just given up on us.

 

Yavapai

(825 posts)
4. If God wanted to impress us, He would heal an amputee...
Sun Mar 25, 2012, 06:35 PM
Mar 2012

So, why won't God heal amputees?" Http;\\www.whydoesgodhateamputees.com/

Or is that restricted to only those he loves the most, lizards?

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)
5. Lizards!!! Ah, that we could be reptiles!
Sun Mar 25, 2012, 06:39 PM
Mar 2012

But the point is, he COULD heal amputees, if he wanted to. Hell, he brought a man back from freaking the dead. Years and years ago. No more. I guess the age of "miracles" is over.

dimbear

(6,271 posts)
6. The Bible answer is actually a little strange.
Mon Mar 26, 2012, 01:50 AM
Mar 2012
http://whydoesgodhateamputees.com/

Because if He did, too many people would believe and be saved.

(fact)

Something about housing conditions in heaven, I would guess.
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