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Atheists & Agnostics

ohgeewhiz

(193 posts) Sun Jul 8, 2012, 09:54 AM Jul 2012

The Day The Atheists Came to Church

The church was full that morning
it was packed from pew to pew
Crammed full of godless heathens,
dawkins, dennet and silverman to name a few.

The pastor arrived to see his Church
Now bursting at the seams
A congregation this huge
Is the stuff of dreams

"Open bibles to genesis chapter 3,
We'll dicuss the talking snake",
Said the pastor to the group
As he made his first mistake

Full poem here: