Fighting Birthers and Churchers with their own tactics

I just posted this status update today on Facebook, it's an attempt at humor to show these people how silly their claims about Obama are by creating one just as ridiculous about Mitt Romney

With all these revelations about Obama, you know he's a secret muslim, he wants to take all your guns and give them to the UN, etc... I have just uncovered a huge story that is sure to be breaking news, It turns out that many people believe Mitt Romney's grandfather fled to Mexico with his 5 wives and many polygamist rebels to establish radical polygamy throughout Central and Latin America, and then had a son George Romney who tried unsuccessfully to run for the presidency in 1968 and when that failed, he had a son named Mitt Romney, who was sent on a secret mission to France during the Vietnam war, to uncover a way to invalidate the Louisiana Purchase so that these secret radical mormon polygamists could create their own nation with their kind of family values, you know we just can't risk turning this country over to those kinds of people! The radical mormon polygamists have formed an Army in Mexico and have been battling for power there against the drug cartels and if Romney is elected it won't be long until they bring their army that is amassed just across the Mexican border and force all of your children into mormon polygamist marriages, Just wait and see what happens if you elect this man