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rosesaylavee

(12,126 posts)
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 02:09 PM Oct 2012

A Joke going around on the Internet today...

Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking along.

They see a sign: "Contest for World's Most Beautiful Woman." Snow White goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing a crown.

They walk along and see another sign: "Contest for World's Strongest Man." Superman goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing the belt.

They walk along and see a sign: "Contest for World's Greatest Liar." Pinocchio goes in, later comes out with his head down crying.

"Who the hell is Mitt Romney?" Pinocchio sobs.

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A Joke going around on the Internet today... (Original Post) rosesaylavee Oct 2012 OP
Perfect! The Wielding Truth Oct 2012 #1
Almost... Hissyspit Oct 2012 #11
With a cherry on top. The Wielding Truth Oct 2012 #13
Great! ashling Oct 2012 #2
I bet Big Bird started it. NV Whino Oct 2012 #3
Love it!!!!!nt Tumbulu Oct 2012 #7
Love it! NT fugop Oct 2012 #4
That's the spirit. pamela Oct 2012 #5
Ummm, Romney rebuke Oct 2012 #52
Lol! Indpndnt Oct 2012 #6
Thanks, needed that! n/t cynannmarie Oct 2012 #8
Funny and damning. IMO, political barbs wrapped in jokes are deadly, because they'll spread so much gkhouston Oct 2012 #9
Love it and have already forwarded it! n/t beac Oct 2012 #10
Love it! highplainsdem Oct 2012 #12
Funny erpowers Oct 2012 #14
Genius! nt jade3000 Oct 2012 #15
my colleague said today, Mitt is like a Ken doll, he wears whatever clothes you put on him Justice Oct 2012 #16
Good one! n/t montana_hazeleyes Oct 2012 #26
thank god allinthegame Oct 2012 #17
Welcome to the DU! littlemissmartypants Oct 2012 #34
Good One! n/t karmaqueen Oct 2012 #18
Thom Hartmann just mentioned this post on DU on his radio/tv show aint_no_life_nowhere Oct 2012 #19
Thom is a member and good friend of our DU community. nm rhett o rick Oct 2012 #20
This message was self-deleted by its author darkangel218 Oct 2012 #50
Awesome! My 15 minutes! rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #24
Thom Hartmann - Hire me, I got a million of 'em rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #25
This message was self-deleted by its author darkangel218 Oct 2012 #51
Got the premise of the joke.. Panasonic Oct 2012 #21
that's where i was going too! nt mrs_p Oct 2012 #22
Aww! freshwest Oct 2012 #23
Answer: The guy who took second place to ... the envelope please ... Coyotl Oct 2012 #27
... rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #28
Memes can change the world!!! BarackTheVote Oct 2012 #29
Yes MEMES Can! rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #30
k&r. That's quite funny. n/t Laelth Oct 2012 #31
LOLOL!!! icymist Oct 2012 #32
He's the mofo that Cha Oct 2012 #33
I loved it! hrmjustin Oct 2012 #35
Heh! Kurovski Oct 2012 #36
I'm famous now but look, I will still wave back to my friends rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #41
I'm waving again so everyone thinks I have value! Kurovski Oct 2012 #47
I'm gonna go check the phonebook to see if I am listed too rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #48
n/t josh3693 Oct 2012 #37
LOL! This joke needs pictures! Rhiannon12866 Oct 2012 #38
YES! Perfect! rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #42
"The mask" Kurovski Oct 2012 #49
Goodness, he does look like Richard Nixon! juajen Oct 2012 #44
Who the hell is Mitt Romney? Peaceful Protester Oct 2012 #39
Great for Facebook! rosesaylavee Oct 2012 #43
ha outsideworld Oct 2012 #40
Love it!!!! Initech Oct 2012 #45
K&R Tarheel_Dem Oct 2012 #46

pamela

(3,469 posts)
5. That's the spirit.
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 03:05 PM
Oct 2012

I'm so sick of the supposedly smart Dems who are spinning a mildly disappointing debate into the epic fail of the century. If I hadn't just donated to DU last night I would have told one long-time poseur, er...poster, to go fuck himself today. It would almost have been worth getting banned.

Anyway...thanks for the joke. There was a lot about Mitt's performance last night to ridicule. Smart Dems know that.

gkhouston

(21,642 posts)
9. Funny and damning. IMO, political barbs wrapped in jokes are deadly, because they'll spread so much
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 03:34 PM
Oct 2012

farther and faster than any ad or interview.

erpowers

(9,350 posts)
14. Funny
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 04:33 PM
Oct 2012

I thought it would end with Pinocchio going into the place and Mitt Romney coming out. The end was really funny, however.

allinthegame

(132 posts)
17. thank god
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 04:58 PM
Oct 2012

Dems can laugh today...way too much falling on my sword hysteria last night...buck up and support our President

aint_no_life_nowhere

(21,925 posts)
19. Thom Hartmann just mentioned this post on DU on his radio/tv show
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 05:41 PM
Oct 2012

and mentioned your name, rosesaylavee, saying he thought the joke was pretty funny.

Response to rhett o rick (Reply #20)

Response to aint_no_life_nowhere (Reply #19)

Cha

(297,574 posts)
33. He's the mofo that
Thu Oct 4, 2012, 11:00 PM
Oct 2012

beat you, Pinocchio!

Thanks, rosesaylavee! this is the kind of thing that needs to be going Viral..i.e. The Facts

Kurovski

(34,655 posts)
47. I'm waving again so everyone thinks I have value!
Sat Oct 6, 2012, 12:01 AM
Oct 2012


307 recs? OH! Just WHO in the HELL do you think YOU are Missy Golden-Britches Smith?!!
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