2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumA Joke going around on the Internet today...
Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking along.
They see a sign: "Contest for World's Most Beautiful Woman." Snow White goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing a crown.
They walk along and see another sign: "Contest for World's Strongest Man." Superman goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing the belt.
They walk along and see a sign: "Contest for World's Greatest Liar." Pinocchio goes in, later comes out with his head down crying.
"Who the hell is Mitt Romney?" Pinocchio sobs.
The Wielding Truth
(11,415 posts)Hissyspit
(45,788 posts)Needs Rimshot Johnny.
The Wielding Truth
(11,415 posts)ashling
(25,771 posts)Love it.
NV Whino
(20,886 posts)Tumbulu
(6,292 posts)fugop
(1,828 posts)pamela
(3,469 posts)I'm so sick of the supposedly smart Dems who are spinning a mildly disappointing debate into the epic fail of the century. If I hadn't just donated to DU last night I would have told one long-time poseur, er...poster, to go fuck himself today. It would almost have been worth getting banned.
Anyway...thanks for the joke. There was a lot about Mitt's performance last night to ridicule. Smart Dems know that.
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
Indpndnt
(2,391 posts)cynannmarie
(113 posts)gkhouston
(21,642 posts)farther and faster than any ad or interview.
beac
(9,992 posts)highplainsdem
(49,030 posts)erpowers
(9,350 posts)I thought it would end with Pinocchio going into the place and Mitt Romney coming out. The end was really funny, however.
jade3000
(238 posts)Justice
(7,188 posts)montana_hazeleyes
(3,424 posts)allinthegame
(132 posts)Dems can laugh today...way too much falling on my sword hysteria last night...buck up and support our President
littlemissmartypants
(22,747 posts)karmaqueen
(714 posts)aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)and mentioned your name, rosesaylavee, saying he thought the joke was pretty funny.
rhett o rick
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rosesaylavee
(12,126 posts)rosesaylavee
(12,126 posts)Response to aint_no_life_nowhere (Reply #19)
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Panasonic
(2,921 posts)But would Pinocchio's nose be way too long for his head to be down?
mrs_p
(3,014 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)Coyotl
(15,262 posts)Paul Ryan
BarackTheVote
(938 posts)rosesaylavee
(12,126 posts)Laelth
(32,017 posts)-Laelth
icymist
(15,888 posts)That is funny!
Cha
(297,574 posts)beat you, Pinocchio!
Thanks, rosesaylavee! this is the kind of thing that needs to be going Viral..i.e. The Facts
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)Kurovski
(34,655 posts)Howdy!
rosesaylavee
(12,126 posts)Kurovski
(34,655 posts)307 recs? OH! Just WHO in the HELL do you think YOU are Missy Golden-Britches Smith?!!
rosesaylavee
(12,126 posts)... if they still print that thing...
josh3693
(18 posts)Rhiannon12866
(205,927 posts)rosesaylavee
(12,126 posts)And you captured that maniacal smirk too!
Kurovski
(34,655 posts)It looked like he had on a mask when he watched Obama speak.
juajen
(8,515 posts)Peaceful Protester
(280 posts)rosesaylavee
(12,126 posts)Thanks!
outsideworld
(601 posts)thanks for sharing , hilarious