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2016 Postmortem

UrbScotty

(23,980 posts) Mon Oct 8, 2012, 08:39 PM Oct 2012

A liberal, a conservative and a libertarian walk in to a bar.

The bartender says, "what'll ya have Mitt?"

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A liberal, a conservative and a libertarian walk in to a bar. (Original Post) UrbScotty Oct 2012 OP

and the bartender says "Dang, I thought Mormons couldn't drink Mitt!" n/t NMDemDist2 Oct 2012 #1

Thanks, I needed that. russspeakeasy Oct 2012 #2

And Mitt says, 'i'll take the place, take out a second mortgage, home improvement loans, sell off bluerum Oct 2012 #3

I reject that Mit was ever a liberal. Sociopaths cant be liberal. It doesnt compute. nm rhett o rick Oct 2012 #4

NMDemDist2

(49,313 posts)

1. and the bartender says "Dang, I thought Mormons couldn't drink Mitt!" n/t

Reply to UrbScotty (Original post)

Mon Oct 8, 2012, 08:43 PM

Oct 2012

russspeakeasy

(6,539 posts)

2. Thanks, I needed that.

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Mon Oct 8, 2012, 08:43 PM

Oct 2012

bluerum

(6,109 posts)

3. And Mitt says, 'i'll take the place, take out a second mortgage, home improvement loans, sell off

Reply to UrbScotty (Original post)

Mon Oct 8, 2012, 08:48 PM

Oct 2012

some off the furniture, borrow from your pension fund, fire a couple menials, stash the cash offshore, declare bankruptcy, and run for president.'

'It's a great country you people built for me. Thanks.'

rhett o rick

(55,981 posts)

4. I reject that Mit was ever a liberal. Sociopaths cant be liberal. It doesnt compute. nm

Reply to UrbScotty (Original post)

Mon Oct 8, 2012, 10:22 PM

Oct 2012

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