An entertaining view of the debate indeed.

Grover Norquist would be Lord Voldemort, and the Tea Partiers would be Voldemort's followers, the death eaters. Dick Morris, who worked for Clinton once, would be Peter Pettigrew. He has the same level of character that Pettigrew had.

Romney would fail that test.

I might have Romney as Lucius Malfoy, though.

... carefully structured, Ministry-approved course of economics."

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