Where have you been and why didn't you come back sooner?

And where's BMUS?

I've been worried, goddamit.

But it's good to see you again.

They went nuts and became extremely abusive.

So this OP is a parody on them.

It's the sweet enjoyment of watching so many eat crow

That gif is so funny; clearly the crow is having fun with the dog. They are amazingly smart birds.

I don't blame you for wanting to watch braggarts who can't even win gracefully eat crow.

glad you're back

And it will make more sense next week than this week. The sand is running through the hour glass and Bernie is running out of grains.

And now has to face trump. She will lose it!

Brock is going to do the "You're Fired!" line on them if they don't hurry up.

Never let ya down

Going in to tonight, Sanders needs to carry the rest by ~65%.

Now the rest are up to ~67%.

Is there some other metric we're missing here when counting delegates?

Perhaps sleeping on the fact that the path to the nomination just narrowed will help.

Taunt, sneer, condescend ... and make enemies! Whee!

Smart.

Tell us again how much The Bern's 1.6m ad blitz cut into that?

But I guess that doesn't matter when she stands to lose.

You do note there's a 2nd number on that line, right?

How dare you focus on that 290+ delegate deficit and not concede defeat based on a six delegate gain!

Or what I prefer to call we got Tarc-rolled.

Are you mad because Sanders actually slipped further behind last night? That's just reality.

...I was in this thread.

Carry on.

Pray tell, for those of us with the same elderly symptoms as Reagan and Trump

(And schadenfreude tastes delicious.)