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stopbush

(24,396 posts) Sat Nov 3, 2012, 08:07 PM Nov 2012

Here's What You Say If You're Stopped By True The Vote At Your Polling Place

"Excuse moi, trou du cul, mais j'en comprends pas anglais."

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Here's What You Say If You're Stopped By True The Vote At Your Polling Place (Original Post) stopbush Nov 2012 OP

Or, just a good old-fashioned "fuck you" will do nicely. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2012 #1

I'll "True the Crotch" ... zbdent Nov 2012 #6

J'adore ce post! littlemissmartypants Nov 2012 #2

Personally, I like the idea of demanding a trial by three shields if they challenge you Tyrs WolfDaemon Nov 2012 #3

No hablo Engles..... ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #4

Well, I'm anglo, but I was thinking....... socialist_n_TN Nov 2012 #9

+1 ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #15

I'd rather just say SoCalNative Nov 2012 #5

Even better LTR Nov 2012 #7

"You are in violation of voting regulations. Leave now or I'm turning you in" TrogL Nov 2012 #8

Officer I am threatened by this person underpants Nov 2012 #10

Can't I just break their f_cking jaw for um? Sky Masterson Nov 2012 #11

What is True the Vote? qanda Nov 2012 #12

I don't stop for anybody, especially when voting. reflection Nov 2012 #13

Now I'm not saying do this davidpdx Nov 2012 #14

Size 11 to their nutsack is my strategy. ncteechur Nov 2012 #16

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,734 posts)

1. Or, just a good old-fashioned "fuck you" will do nicely.

Reply to stopbush (Original post)

Sat Nov 3, 2012, 08:09 PM

Nov 2012

zbdent

(35,392 posts)

6. I'll "True the Crotch" ...

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Sat Nov 3, 2012, 08:16 PM

Nov 2012

littlemissmartypants

(22,692 posts)

2. J'adore ce post!

Reply to stopbush (Original post)

Sat Nov 3, 2012, 08:10 PM

Nov 2012

Tyrs WolfDaemon

(2,289 posts)

3. Personally, I like the idea of demanding a trial by three shields if they challenge you

Reply to stopbush (Original post)

Sat Nov 3, 2012, 08:11 PM

Nov 2012

ProudProgressiveNow

(6,129 posts)

4. No hablo Engles.....

Reply to stopbush (Original post)

Sat Nov 3, 2012, 08:13 PM

Nov 2012

... I am Latino......

socialist_n_TN

(11,481 posts)

9. Well, I'm anglo, but I was thinking.......

Reply to ProudProgressiveNow (Reply #4)

Sat Nov 3, 2012, 08:44 PM

Nov 2012

No entiendo ingles! No entiendo. Or maybe Wo bu sho ying wen.

ProudProgressiveNow

(6,129 posts)

15. +1

Reply to socialist_n_TN (Reply #9)

Sat Nov 3, 2012, 10:32 PM

Nov 2012

SoCalNative

(4,613 posts)

5. I'd rather just say

Reply to stopbush (Original post)

Sat Nov 3, 2012, 08:15 PM

Nov 2012

get the F outta my way you vile, Republican sh*istain.

LTR

(13,227 posts)

7. Even better

Reply to stopbush (Original post)

Sat Nov 3, 2012, 08:23 PM

Nov 2012

"Go fuck yourself"

TrogL

(32,822 posts)

8. "You are in violation of voting regulations. Leave now or I'm turning you in"

Reply to stopbush (Original post)

Sat Nov 3, 2012, 08:44 PM

Nov 2012

underpants

(182,829 posts)

10. Officer I am threatened by this person

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Sat Nov 3, 2012, 08:46 PM

Nov 2012

Sky Masterson

(5,240 posts)

11. Can't I just break their f_cking jaw for um?

Reply to stopbush (Original post)

Sat Nov 3, 2012, 08:47 PM

Nov 2012

qanda

(10,422 posts)

12. What is True the Vote?

Reply to stopbush (Original post)

Sat Nov 3, 2012, 08:52 PM

Nov 2012

reflection

(6,286 posts)

13. I don't stop for anybody, especially when voting.

Reply to stopbush (Original post)

Sat Nov 3, 2012, 09:01 PM

Nov 2012

They can true my backside, and that's if I'm in a good mood.

davidpdx

(22,000 posts)

14. Now I'm not saying do this

Reply to stopbush (Original post)

Sat Nov 3, 2012, 09:45 PM

Nov 2012

But this is what I'd do whether they were stopping me or harassing someone else. I'd walk toward them acting like I was looking at something else (maybe a nice looking lady) and then run right into them knocking them down. Then say, "oh, excuse me" and walk out.

ncteechur

(3,071 posts)

16. Size 11 to their nutsack is my strategy.

Reply to stopbush (Original post)

Sat Nov 3, 2012, 10:51 PM

Nov 2012

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