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Here's your RW Conspiracy Theory for today... (Original Post) brooklynite Nov 2012 OP
either does NC. barbtries Nov 2012 #1
That's why you have to use jets ThoughtCriminal Nov 2012 #5
And no photos or evidence, of course. louis-t Nov 2012 #2
Did I miss the bus? JohnnyRingo Nov 2012 #3
Let's see.. 40 busloads times, say 50 people per bus. that's 2,000 people.. with about a million ... Scuba Nov 2012 #4
That's why they have early voting RoccoR5955 Nov 2012 #6
Your post reflects a misconception. Jim Lane Nov 2012 #10
Limbaugh wants Obama to win ? Filibuster Harry Nov 2012 #7
This late in the game Iowa requires an ID & mail for same day registration & voting barbiegeek Nov 2012 #8
Add to the latest RW CT: Six most paranoid fears for Obama’s second term (Obamapocalpyse) pampango Nov 2012 #9

barbtries

(28,811 posts)
1. either does NC.
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 02:11 PM
Nov 2012

you have to know your address and if you've already voted, you can't vote again...
optionally: if they're saying it, they're doing it.

louis-t

(23,297 posts)
2. And no photos or evidence, of course.
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 02:12 PM
Nov 2012

Wow, he spelled 'illegal' correctly! Must have found the spell-check. Amazing he found out about this from his parents' basement.

JohnnyRingo

(18,641 posts)
3. Did I miss the bus?
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 02:20 PM
Nov 2012

I didn't even get the schedule. They're going to have to be more organized next time. Hahahaha

Now I'm just gonna have to vote three times in a row here. I usually part my hair on the other side and get back in line. LOL

 

Scuba

(53,475 posts)
4. Let's see.. 40 busloads times, say 50 people per bus. that's 2,000 people.. with about a million ...
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 02:21 PM
Nov 2012

voting in Iowa, that's .002 %. So if Obama wins by .002% or less, and they can prove the busing occurred ...


Oh well, these people are just fucking nuts.

 

RoccoR5955

(12,471 posts)
6. That's why they have early voting
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 04:54 PM
Nov 2012

People used to only be able to vote 700 times, but with these buses, they can vote almost 1000. They're lucky we haven't invented a TARDIS.

 

Jim Lane

(11,175 posts)
10. Your post reflects a misconception.
Tue Nov 6, 2012, 06:00 AM
Nov 2012

You write, "They're lucky we haven't invented a TARDIS."

Heh heh heh. That's what we want them to believe. They run around screaming about a voter registration form completed in the name of Mickey Mouse, and it distracts them from inventing a TARDIS of their own.

Our TARDIS had its test run when an agent went back to Mombasa and destroyed Obama's real birth certificate, while another one planted a birth announcement in the Honolulu paper. The program really got into high gear when we retroactively jiggered the books to make it seem as if Reagan, Bush, and Bush had run up big deficits, but Clinton put the budget into surplus. (We thought someone might get suspicious, because everyone knows that Democrats are big spenders while Republicans are committed to balanced budgets. Maybe that's why so many people ignore what our phonied-up records show, and just go on knowing that Republicans are the fiscally prudent ones.)

Of course, Romney, while running the Olympics, declared himself to be a resident of Utah, which enabled him to pay lower taxes. Then, when he wanted to have seven years of Massachusetts residency to qualify to run for Governor there, he filed amended returns and erased his Utah residency. We're still trying to figure out if this is evidence of a prototype TARDIS on the Republican side

Filibuster Harry

(666 posts)
7. Limbaugh wants Obama to win ?
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 05:00 PM
Nov 2012

Doesn't Rush want Obama to win? I mean, President Clinton made Rush. 4 years of agreeing with President Romney is no fun --- it has to be 4 more years of President Obama -- that's where the ratings come in.

barbiegeek

(1,140 posts)
8. This late in the game Iowa requires an ID & mail for same day registration & voting
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 06:07 PM
Nov 2012

@freedomwarrior is a dumbass

pampango

(24,692 posts)
9. Add to the latest RW CT: Six most paranoid fears for Obama’s second term (Obamapocalpyse)
Mon Nov 5, 2012, 06:46 PM
Nov 2012
With the election only days away, the radical right is bracing for what it believes could be an Obamapocalpyse

One Thousand Years of Darkness - “socialism or something much worse”
An Obama Dictatorship - unleash a“dictatorial full monty”; instant citizenship for all Third World immigrants; forced equalization of income; the end of fossil fuel production
Obama Will Take Away Our Gun Rights - Obama’s first term was nothing but a “conspiracy to ensure re-election by lulling gun owners to sleep.”
U.S. Will Be Enslaved by Globalists - make the U.S. a “vassal state to a globalist entity.”
U.N. Troops and Civil War - “Obama’s going to send in U.N. troops”
Hunted Down Like Dogs - “If re-elected, it’s gonna be war”; “We will be hunted down like dogs.”

http://www.salon.com/2012/11/04/six_most_paranoid_fears_for_obamas_second_term/
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