Here's a good one: He's a socialist. As a Canadian, I find that both offensive and hilarious.

I encountered a man in South Philly who was convinced that Obama wanted to send his dog to the gas chamber. I kid you not.

I tried pointing out that Romney was the one who strapped his dog to the roof of the car, causing the dog to get sick, but it was of no avail.

will force every American child to eat fruits and vegetables.

Oh, the horror.