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Why Cant Man-Baby Donald Trump Use Nuclear Weapons, WHY WHY WHY??? A Wonksplainer
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He wishes.
Former CIA and NSA director Michael Hayden had a cup of joe with the Morning Joe kids Wednesday, and during his appearance, Joe Scarborough told a tale of Donald Trump meeting with a foreign policy expert and throwing a temper tantrum over why he doesnt get to use nukes if he becomes president. WHY WHY WHY? asked Trump, while he pooped his diamond-encrusted underpants and had an absolute meltdown. OK maybe that is not exactly what went down.
Here is Scarboroughs quote:
Several months ago, a foreign policy expert on the international level went to advise Donald Trump. And three times [Trump] asked about the use of nuclear weapons. Three times he asked at one point if we had them why cant we use them.
He just doesnt have foreign policy experts around him.
Holy shitfuck, yall. Soooo
if Trump was president, and he just really wanted to use all those American nukes, how quickly could he do that? Thats what Scarborough asked Hayden:
Its scenario dependent, but the system is designed for speed and decisiveness. Its not designed to debate the decision.
WORLD GO BOOM LOL THANKS DONALD TRUMP!
ICYMI
So, the short answer to Trumps question is actually that he COULD use them if he wants to murder millions of innocent civilians and bring about the apocalypse. If thats what the crying baby wants not the crying baby at that Trump rally Tuesday, the crying baby named Trump then the crying baby could do that by putting his delicate child fingers on the big red button.
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Lets start with that time America DID use them, in Hiroshima and Nagasaki. That may have effectively ended the war against the Japanese in World War II, but it was also the beginning of the Cold War, around the same time Donald Trump was born. At the time, Americans were pretty excited about their fancy new people-killin bombs, but it only took a couple years before global opinion coalesced around the idea that those bombs were fuckin bad, yall. For an explanation of HOW BAD, please revisit President Obamas historic speech in Hiroshima, where he explained that those bombs are fuckin bad, yall.
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