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Borowitz: Trump says he would only use nuclear weapons in a sarcastic way.
Clarifying his position on a key national-security issue, Donald Trump said on Friday that as President he would be willing to use nuclear weapons, “but only in a sarcastic way.”
Pressed by [Wolf] Blitzer to explain the difference between a sarcastic and non-sarcastic nuclear attack, Trump responded, “You’d use the weapons and everything, but then you’d say, ‘Just kidding.’ ”
More: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-says-he-would-only-use-nuclear-weapons-in-a-sarcastic-way?mbid=nl_081216+Borowitz+Newsletter+%281%29&CNDID=24405214&spMailingID=9348277&spUserID=MjczNzc0OTY2MTES1&spJobID=980999244&spReportId=OTgwOTk5MjQ0S0
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St. Ronnie and his open mic "We begin bombing (Russia) in five minutes" moment.
