Hillary's Campaign Is Unfair to Donald Trump!
As the two major party campaigns are ramping up, it is clear that Hillary Clinton is taking unfair advantage of Donald Trump in a number of areas. Clearly, she is cheating to rig the system and improve her chances of being elected. She should be stopped by someone from doing the following unfair things to prevent her from winning in November. The four points below illustrate just how unfair her campaign is:
1. She is opening and staffing campaign offices all around the country, spending money to try to convince more and more people to vote for her. Meanwhile, Donald Trump is shutting down offices, like the one in New Jersey, and appears to be unable to pay rent for them. Apparently, he doesn't have enough money to keep up with Clinton. Candidates should only be allowed to open equal numbers of campaign headquarters and hire the same number of staff members.
2. Hillary Clinton is traveling around the country and speaking to people in as many places as possible. She's spending campaign funds to do this. Donald Trump can't afford to do that kind of retail campaigning, so is choosing to go only to states near his home in New York. Those states won't vote for him, but he can't afford to go farther away, due to limited funds. Candidates should only be allowed to campaign in states where both can afford to make appearances.
3. The Clinton campaign is unfairly showing ads on television that point out mistakes Trump has made in speeches and elsewhere. Meanwhile, Trump's advertising budget is low, so he can't compete with her advertising. She should not be allowed to run more ads than Trump.
4. In her campaign, Hillary Clinton is constantly bringing up issues and explaining her positions on those issues. Donald Trump has no real positions on issues, and so is unable to speak coherently about them. Campaigns should be restricted to speaking only about issues that both candidates can address clearly and thoughtfully. Anything else is unfair.
Note: For the satirically challenged: 
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to be doing all this while female. Everyone knows The Donald is better than women. 
She has gone too far with her unfair unfairness of running a good campaign, having (gasp) real policies, and making sense. And doing it while female. 
One day, he'll unzip it and reveal his space alien reality.
He said it. So it must be true! In fact, on his donate page, once you enter a credit card to give regular donations, there is no way to change your mind and stop them (https://mic.com/articles/150640/donald-trump-donations-how-to-stop-recurring-payments-credit-cards#.EKnlN8p2y). Or there wasn't. Maybe that's changed. And he had some kind of a gala where people paid like $50K each. He is getting tons of money regularly from all the suckers...er, all his honest and brave voters. Lots of money.
Where is all going if not to finance his campaign?
