Obama Pays Mexico Five Billion Dollars to Keep Donald Trump
Obama Pays Mexico Five Billion Dollars to Keep Donald Trump
WASHINGTON—President Barack Obama defended his decision on Wednesday to issue a payment of five billion dollars to Mexico to compel that nation to retain custody of Donald J. Trump.
The payment, which will be delivered to the Mexican government in hard American currency by Wednesday afternoon, will insure that Trump will remain in Mexico for the rest of his natural life.
“I have been assured by the government of Mexico that Mr. Trump will be well taken care of and, if he proves to be a productive member of their society, will be provided a pathway to Mexican citizenship,” Obama said.
While the transfer of funds to Mexico sparked howls of protest from some Trump supporters, it was hailed by congressional Democrats, as well as by over a hundred Republicans currently running for reëlection, including Arizona Senator John McCain.
The President bristled at the suggestion that paying Mexico to keep Trump was “reverse ransom” and an extravagant use of taxpayer money. “There is only one accurate word for this payment: a bargain,” he said.
By Andy Borowitz
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obama-pays-mexico-five-billion-dollars-to-keep-donald-trump
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My girlfriend is from Mazatlan, I don't want to fuck up Mexico by having them keep Trump !
...now if some Mexican drug cartel lords got a hold of him, that's an entirely different matter ! 
they have WAYS of dealing with pendejoes like him 
Melanoma, Melancholy -- whatever her name is -- should adapt well: she's already multilingual. She should be able to learn to plagiarize in Spanish in no time at all.
As for the Drumpf spawn... Do the Mayans still practice human sacrifice?
