an "extreme softening"

^W^E^L^C^O^M^E ^T^O ^D^U

http://www.startrek.com/database_article/patterns-of-force

"One sneeze and those bobbie pins along
with my whole hairpiece come flying off.
I must not sneeze. I must not sneeze.
Damn coke."

the latter.

Sexist comment? You bet! And exactly like something this man would be thinking.

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He looks like his base.

"He really speaks to me, the average Joe six-tooth."

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Snip

Is he sick?

Physically I mean, of course he is sick in the head, that's too obvious.

Maybe the old boy is not up to the rigorous schedule of defaming and scapegoating an entire race of people huh?

The devil has it in safe keeping in a very warm place.

NOT.

or a doddering old fool, take your pick.

"Meredith McIver? Wait until I get my little hands on her."
[hr][font color="blue"][center]A ton of bricks, a ton of feathers, it's still gonna hurt.[/center][/font][hr]

So un-lifelike, you can almost hear him snore.